Crispin Hackett

Freelancing mad science, cheap and affordable weapon and gadget r&d. Contact Largato Island for rates. Call before hand or be shot down via lasers.

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Kim Jong Un is missing? He better not have got his stench on my jetpack.

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@CalabashSmash No, but it will help me feel better. #cathartic

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@CalabashSmash You are around 106 peels now. I will round up to 110 to be fair.

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@CalabashSmash You know nothing about it. Also:

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@CalabashSmash DADDY WHY.

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@CalabashSmash Alive, but lost. Tell me, do the D1 agents use lube first? No. Nevermind. You probably like it dry.

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@CalabashSmash A three foot tall wooden robot caved in your head last time. One with blades would be interesting.

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@CalabashSmash Every word you say is another peel of skin.

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@TheKaiOti Fine. It is your brain.

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@MikeMckaneDKTV @CalabashSmash Mike may have killed my AI, but he also saved my life. Also, Mike, Mike-15 told me to tell you "Hello"

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@DK_AidenMyers Hopefully Neon Nightmare will be like going to a strip club, but you won't have to feel guilty about your bed ridden wife.

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@CalabashSmash @MikeMckaneDKTV I'm getting tired of your disingenuous accusations.

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@TheKaiOti Did Mikkado and my chip not already do that? How are you even standing up?

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@MikeMckaneDKTV @CalabashSmash Yes Io, what is this nonsensical slander?

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I should get a National Geographic special about finding the 1000ft worm. Do I have to be a hick to get a camera crew out here? #discovery

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@DecayTV @DK_AidenMyers Hopefully this does not means we are to reenact scenes from TRON.

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@TheKaiOti Good job taking everyone down. Next time let me know. I have a laxative loaded dart gun for the ex-champion. @DKTV_JosephGrey

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I knew I should have brought the conventional weapons for the chimps. #missedoppurtunity

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@DKTV_JosephGrey @CalabashSmash Again with the diapers?

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@CalabashSmash @DKTV_JosephGrey Say what you will, your match will be entertaining no matter the outcome.