Crispin Hook Esq

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In the @lowjournal today with my new book!!

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@gervaisclips The sex is free, but the heathers a pound!

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@gervaisclips @rickygervais Lucky heather is just as good!

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@gervaisclips @rickygervais This scene had me bawling my eyes out! @rickygervais

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@rickygervais The park is for everyone!

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@mjfree Of course they do, it’s the first things their going to burn!

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@rickygervais The last thing your cat brought back was a Scouser with herpes!

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@BBCLookEast We have plenty in Lowestoft, but the cyclists in lycra don’t use them!

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@SammiValentine Happy St Valentine’s Day!

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@rickygervais You’re gonna need a bigger bookcase! @rickygervais

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@SammiValentine Happy Birthday

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@SammiValentine Happy 21st Birthday again! X

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Well the new awaited book is just about done! Just one more chapter to write, so the Murder Club/ The house with a 1000 doors is just about done!

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@lowjournal Wow, why not another nail bar or vape shop? The area around it is already flooded with off-licences and convenient shops!

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@rickygervais I did notice when you’re trying to get a puppy and a cat you facially turn into Derick.

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@rickygervais Two hit shows in top ten!

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@PChristian1960 How bigs that cat? Is that the East coast mainline or near Sellafield?

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@ProtectWldlife @rickygervais Just watched that genie film and Ricky gets a mention!

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@ProtectWldlife I hope in an alternative universe bears are hunting him!

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@GizzieCumSlut @femalebodybuil6 She break you in half!

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@ProtectWldlife @rickygervais You lads all want to become eunuchs right?