merry chrysler

merry crisis

[merry chrysler @crispmcnuggs]

watched 28 Years Later and why are all the weenies out!!!!

[merry chrysler @crispmcnuggs]

my bestie had a baby and suddenly I am a part time confinement lady

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look as much as I (sometimes) hate my workplace I'm so glad my coworkers are a buncha nerds 💕

[merry chrysler @crispmcnuggs]

classic Mel behaviour is to skip a meeting bc I needed to 💩💩

[merry chrysler @crispmcnuggs]

lowkey considering black magic rn so Teddy lives on forever

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bro why is everyone's fur babies dying at this time of the year!!!

I DO NOT CLAIM THIS ENERGY!!!!

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brotha this week is cursed af why do I keep getting blocked by people 🤬🤬🤬

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2 mins before my meeting I am struggling to poop 💩

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buying another house was NOT on my 2025 bingo card 💀

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@idobefrotting lmao I havent realised how long it's been since I've tweeted

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the human-xenomorph hybrid is the stuff of nightmares wtf

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I was like oh Alien: Romulus isn't that scary but they really did get me at the end I dont like the hybrid AT ALL WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT

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starting to look a lot like I have to work on my leave 🥲🥲🥲

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fml how does she still have a job and how does she get paid more than me 🥲

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brooo literally when this one coworker does any sort of paperwork my heart will break a little

CAN U IMAGINE HOW I FEEL WHEN I FOUND OUT SHE DID MY WORK?!?!

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I am at a level where my boss's mum called me to ask about her Christmas present

..I guess I am officially adopted?????

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there are literally 5 other treadmills in between us WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PICK THE ONE NEXT TO ME!!!!!!!

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man I know it's the plastic surgery and all but gawd damn why are Korean men and women SO FINE

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Instagram why do you keep making your UI worse and worse with every update!!! 😡😡😡😤😤😤😤

[merry chrysler @crispmcnuggs]

went to a puppy's birthday party today and there were more puppies!!!!

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!!!