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she/her

[エリ© @crispnotburnt]

@husbanthesexy 😔

[エリ© @crispnotburnt]

Me and twitter (I don’t even know if I should call it that anymore- it’s a shell of its former self) are like a toxic relationship. I know it’s shitty but I keep coming back to it hoping it would get better

[エリ© @crispnotburnt]

Someone make a new twitter pls I need a space for my random thoughts

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I feel like I’ve lived 5 different lives

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Idk why but my water bottle being empty is one of the saddest feelings in the worth

[biz @bizzedmypants]

Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time

[miguel 🐝 @skxnnymiguel]

I THINK THE APPLE’S ROTTEN RIGHT THROUGH THE CORE

[エリ© @crispnotburnt]

Why does it feel like a crime to wear flip flops in nyc

[b ☀️ saw ariana @sheeshgwws]

him whipping out the DS 😭😭

[k.༊·˚ @blkwatcher]

she SAID that's that me espresso

[エリ© @crispnotburnt]

I heard there’s another late 20s partying era and I’m ready for it I need more excitement

[エリ© @crispnotburnt]

Anyways I worked until 11:16pm today and want to drown myself

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I love the Pikmin bloom app bc at the end of the day you get to rate your day and sometimes you just have shitty days but you don’t wanna admit it but it’s just you and your Pikmins and no ones judging so I can have shitty days and be okay !!

[sanswant @royal_bobby24]

“First blunt of the day my lord”

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It was 9 pieces !

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Ordered a 6 pc meal but got 8 wings instead LETS GO

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Doing my first half marathon today and the girl in front of me keeps hitting her dab pen every other minute - bitch I can barely do this sober wow 😭

[エリ© @crispnotburnt]

Who needs the news when you can receive dirty chain texts to keep up with current events

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Asserting my dominance at work by saying thanks instead of thank you

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I never thought a butter knife was capable of piercing skin but here we are me with a bloody hand and a butter knife along with a cake pop that was stuck on a plate