crispy

30, I like cars, firearms, simple electronics, animals, and making questionable decisions

[𝕭.𝕶𝖆$𝖍 𝕱𝖚𝖊𝖌𝖔 𒉭 🇵🇷 @Godly_Kash]

this video forever lives rent free in my head bruh lmaoo

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Happy 420

[crispy @crispy22]

i would give up every pleasure in life just so that I never have to hiccup again

[crispy @crispy22]

@Bubbavelli the one with the pepperoni?

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

She was so real for this

[crispy @crispy22]

@Bubbavelli only seven?

[crispy @crispy22]

Cold Steel Tanto 👀

[CIA @CIA]

CIA #Museum Artifact of the Week: Operation JAWBREAKER Knife

CIA officer Gary Schroen was starting his transition to retirement, but after 9/11 he volunteered to lead Operation #JAWBREAKER into Afghanistan. He carried this knife w/him in the war zone.

https://t.co/RruMfq9SnK

[crispy @crispy22]

@khadeezy

[crispy @crispy22]

someone stop me from eating the random pill I found on the floor, in the security line at the airport

[crispy @crispy22]

@khadeezy did you get one with the extra switches for the high range and shit?

[crispy @crispy22]

@Bubbavelli gotta throw a mind eraser in there too

[goose @hostile_goose]

nice joy division shirt you fucking piece of shit

[crispy @crispy22]

@DocStrangelove2 can't forget the Olympic Arms OA-93...

[Mia @boygrrI]

darn. i just realized i accidentally ruined my whole life in the span of 3 months. oh well

[crispy @crispy22]

me to my manager: are you familiar with the term "bricked up?"

[P80 Ralph @p80ralph]

So, I’m autistic?

[crispy @crispy22]

the two women I'm currently juggling...