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@joshanno5 Shut the fuck up

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Got home 5 days ago and already hit the over of opening our fridge but not taking anything

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@enlightenedcoop @LennysLocks789

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U know ur fucked up at the bar when ur talkin about God with a stranger

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Im not gonna get that drunk tonight

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@LennysLocks789 Live look @LennysLocks789 at Kellys, oh wait there is no live look

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@LennysLocks789 Day 5 of leanord wanting a halfway postgame and then falling asleep

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Having my final college dining hall meal right now and im shoving my face so hard with food that i actually cant breathe anymore

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Why the oilers playing at 12:20 on a monday morning. Gary can u figure it the fuck out dude

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I love to lay on my couch and watch mcstickyfingers be an absolute belligerent lunatic

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@JeffPetriDishv2 I dont mind

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@LennysLocks789 has to piss so baeed

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If you dont have at least a town hall 9 dont fucking talk to me

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Leafs fans can suck my donk

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Wednesday scaries

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Ate asparagus and now my piss smelly ah