nik 🇵🇸🇸🇩

27 • any pronouns • queer • autistic • firmly anti-ferret • 💌💋🐾

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[julia @eathedocument]

wearing shorts with unshaved legs

[nik 🇵🇸🇸🇩 @crispyankles]

thinking abt a kyle maclachlan x quinn collab,,,,

[clover 🍀 @avaluciarevilla]

chiropractors are between used car dealers and scientologists in my mental palace

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

Typhoid Mary was a superspreader of typhoid fever because she was an asymptomatic carrier and a line cook and refused to change her lifestyle, and she was eventually imprisoned, but Republicans today would be like "let her cook"

[n but gayer this month @thintechgodhead]

assisted suicide is one of those things where i very strongly agree in theory but in practice seeing people be told “well no we won’t cover this treatment for your disease but you CAN kill yourself” is absolutely fucking heinous

[river i hardly kno’erミ☆ @ltcaulfields]

ever since i watched that documentary on whale hunting in inuit communities when i was in highschool i stopped taking white vegans who say this shit seriously

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

[ARGUING WITH A GRADUATE OF THE PONTIFICAL UNIVERSITY OF SAINT THOMAS AQUINAS] “This doesn’t line up with what I remember from VeggieTales.”

[project hail breezy 👽 @lifeisbreezy]

lol yall gave access to nuclear codes to an insurrectionist reality tv star because he aligned with your racist values and look at where we are now

[Praetorian Pek @PekJorkins]

I have to be honest, I know nothing matters anymore, but it’s kind of insane to me that a guy can make a song called “heil hitler” and people just said well he didn’t mean it and he’s just back like normal

[zu 🪼 @zuserow]

he’s actually Hitler but people don’t care since his crimes aren’t against white people

[MOHAMMED𓂆 @Mo7mmd30]

Everyone felt sad for the penguin walking alone and the monkey rejected by his mother. But this video is far more heartbreaking, yet it didn’t receive the same attention.

[alice 𖦹 kiaracass CEO || TVL SPOILERS!! @alfaroisms]

she just filled his motorcycle gas tank with 32 sugar packets from the staff room

[barrel server @ ylfa’s bottleneck 🪓 @mouseabolition]

Framing this as being a jab at him and not an acknowledgment of her contributions to the history of Black art Sinners is meant to celebrate doesn’t sit right with me at all actually.

[OberSports @obersports]

We must re-establish our historic borders by any means necessary, and take back what’s ours

[solstice @rottedcurse]

haven’t seen her on my tl yet so happy international women’s day

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

As a kid I pretended to have an imaginary friend because I was like “what kid doesn’t have an imaginary friend“

[dolly ⁹⁹ @sieunistaken]

cats are the best thing to grace this earth like yes im a snowflake if someone doesn't like them and im not sorry about it

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

I feel like a 13-year-old’s OC 💔

[Angela ⟢ @luxangelae]

“Today’s homily is not only a message, it’s a mission. And honestly? You’re so valid for being here today.”