kevin gnapoor stan account

Jim Morrison was right - people are strange.

[DFW Scanner @DFWscanner]

Two people were killed Saturday afternoon in a three-car crash outside of Cresson.

https://t.co/y46j2JMnx0

[DFW Scanner @DFWscanner]

Fatality Accident (Fort Worth) Fort Worth PD is investigating a fatality accident on northbound Highway 287 near Mitchell Blvd. Expect lengthy closure for accident investigation. Take another route.

[carriebradziwill @carriebradwh0re]

Thank god

[kevin gnapoor stan account @crispyboiz]

Doesn’t the BIBLE kinda explicitly say what happens when you salt the earth? 🧐

[Acyn @Acyn]

Paul: I see these homes burning, if they just had a generator and a hose, you start sucking the water out of the The Pacific Ocean. Why don't they take the ocean water and put it in cisterns have a bunch of water ready when a wildfire shows up? Once again, bad local government.

[Duolingo @duolingo]

at least we actually give you until midnight

[bwaap @enocbwaap]

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

[Chris Brennan @chrisbrennan7]

TikTok shut down tonight—almost exactly 8 years to the day since Vine closed on January 17, 2017. One Venus cycle ago. A perfect repetition.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

So forgiving PPP loans is capitalism — but forgiving student loans is socialism?

[bay ✨ @pale_atlantis]

i can’t take it anymore

[kevin gnapoor stan account @crispyboiz]

Physical photo albums are no longer a common practice☹️

[erika @yeeeerika]

i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Your honor my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

If you get hangovers it's because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt