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whattaya gonna do.

[j o @crispyxbits]

@partar400 def giving Italian-American Tony

[j o @crispyxbits]

@partar400 been fighting that urge for a while

[j o @crispyxbits]

The Emperor really needs to use some moisturizer. Shit.

[j o @crispyxbits]

@ChristyAlexiaS

[j o @crispyxbits]

All I’m saying is that some of y’all use filters that make you look like you haven’t showered in two weeks

[j o @crispyxbits]

@bertkreischer 3. Crust is the only thing that saves them.

[j o @crispyxbits]

Ever get a haircut and no one says anything about. That’s how you know your invisible.

[j o @crispyxbits]

@abootyburglar I’ve never heard anyone complain bout a tight pussy

[j o @crispyxbits]

Ay Chihuahua

[j o @crispyxbits]

If you get upset with me for spending $3 on a movie, I’m going to divorce you

[j o @crispyxbits]

I jus want a phat plate of pasta.

[frex @mynameisfrex]

maybe if i develop feelings for covid-19 it will leave

[j o @crispyxbits]

@abootyburglar Leo, Leo, Aquarius

[j o @crispyxbits]

I was today years old when I figured out baby carrots are just regular machine-cut carrots.

[j o @crispyxbits]

Jeans the Matriarch

[j o @crispyxbits]

J. Nevada the Cowboy

[j o @crispyxbits]

I’m 5 days in and Scott has the most growth throughout the series.

[j o @crispyxbits]

Imma watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians allllll day. Idgaf.

[j o @crispyxbits]

COVID-19 quarantine is this centuries next baby boom.

[j o @crispyxbits]

I’m big and I use butter

[hubert plant emoji @postedinthecrib]

Has your boyfriend called you beautiful today or do i gotta do it?