crystal molloy

“do the best you can, until you know better. then when you know better, do better.”
-maya angelou

[crystal molloy @crissimichellle]

things we shouldnt waste our energy on:

•what a celebrity is doing in their personal life
•our exes new flame
•the past

things we absolutely should waste our energy on:

•normalizing mental health being as important (!!) as physical health
•slowing the death of our planet

[crystal molloy @crissimichellle]

coming back to Elon Musk’s personal hellscape to complain about @united garbage airline, whose first plane on my itinerary smelled like a literal porta potty the entire flight, and who just changed the window seat i paid for to a middle seat without my consent.

trashhhhhhhh!

[crystal molloy @crissimichellle]

crawled back to twitter to scream happy screams about @Eminem at the show tonight

crawling away again xo

[gaz @SilentGarrett]

Just watched GWAR chop off biden’s head. Used to enjoy watching them behead trump on warped. Nice to see their commitment to bipartisan execution

[crystal molloy @crissimichellle]

@NickKarpPhotos i thought they were… brothers?

[crystal molloy @crissimichellle]

when @edsheeran surprise guests us with the king of Detroit, @Eminem (yes my voice is gone)

[crystal molloy @crissimichellle]

@MF_Nibble (we are currently *in* the 6th month)

[crystal molloy @crissimichellle]

@MF_Nibble January: 1 month
February: 1 month
March: 1 month
April: 1 month
May: 1 month
June: 18 days

5 months, 18 days. not quite 6 months and a half 😉

[crystal molloy @crissimichellle]

@JosiahVanDien omg

[crystal molloy @crissimichellle]

@_joedirt69 i wonder if you might be slightly less miserable in your own life if you weren’t so obsessive about stalking these other people who aren’t even a part of it🫢

[crystal molloy @crissimichellle]

@shaezilla i never would have put you two together… but now i can’t unsee it

[crystal molloy @crissimichellle]

@mikaylaxdavis yes

[crystal molloy @crissimichellle]

sorry i came back to the internet to see the shit show going on in London today, not disappointed

Andrew’s pedophile ass in full robes while the media is still snarking on Prince Harry, got it.

[crystal molloy @crissimichellle]

@ChrisBlockd you have a point….

[crystal molloy @crissimichellle]

someone tell me the country i can live in that:

-has universal healthcare
-legal weed
-gun regulations
-clean air, food and water
-not frigid all year (sorry Canada)
-lgbtq friendly
-diverse

this isn’t rhetorical, i really want to know. gotta start planning my ex-pat life.

[crystal molloy @crissimichellle]

@Azalialexi i’m here for that always

[crystal molloy @crissimichellle]

@marielxloveland spot on!

[crystal molloy @crissimichellle]

i don’t know if anyone commenting on this bs actually have kids,

but let me tell you, good luck “forcing”most kids to do anything, especially as serious as assuming a new gender identity.

these creatures have their own minds, opinions, and an extremely underrated sense of self.

[Harima Kenji Int. @harima_kenji_en]

He is not saying that. He is saying that gender nonconformity is a very important matter. It exist and must be accepted, but parents must not jump on to force transitioning on kids only because they think it's cool to have a trans child. Gender identification is something deep inside a human being, and must be treated with respect and care: forcing a cisgender kid to become trans is bad as forcing a transgender kid to become cis

[crystal molloy @crissimichellle]

@caitlinwoah i could live in Iceland for the aurora borealis and the isolation alone, honestly

also the least likely place to be nuked

[crystal molloy @crissimichellle]

i’ve been heavily interested in Portugal!

[crystal molloy @crissimichellle]

@caitlinwoah i do love Iceland - though the rotting shark delicacy thing is a bit too much for me

i sat next to someone eating it when i was over there and wanted to pass away from the smell alone