Chris

Tacos made of Doritos, you say?

[Chris @crisstofyr]

Picked up a little something to dazzle all my haters.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

People keep saying we’re in Idiocracy but President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at his core wanted what was best for his people and when evidence presented itself he listened to experts to solve the problem. By all accounts a better leader than this.

[Chris @crisstofyr]

Burger King did this like 20 years ago with a guy in a chicken costume to promote a new sandwich. Hundreds of 5ish second clips of random rude actions it would play based off keywords it pulled out of what you typed. Called something like “disobedient chicken.”

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘SCARY MOVIE’ has launched a website where fans can make Ghostface do whatever they want.

🔗: https://t.co/zcfZYnL2Xp

[JD Duran @RealJDDuran]

"He needs to know things like that could happen in real life” is just an incredible line lol

[ash ✧ @crescentmoontea]

I think if someone does this to a house then it should be legal to guillotine them in the town square

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

I have no respect for anyone who’s angry about this. This is exactly what taxes should be spent on. Not subsidizing corporations and giving bombs to Israel.

[Chris @crisstofyr]

If someone wins on Price Is Right by bidding $1 higher, the person they screwed over should get to physically fight them to decide who actually moves on.

[ShibaDad8 @shibadad8]

If the Democratic Party was anything close to Zohran, we would be in for generational change in this country.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Feel like the Bible is quite explicit on this one

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

Forget recession indicators, this is a societal collapse indicator

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

THIS is how it is done

THIS is the economic power Democrats MUST learn.

[Daniel Mayakovski @DaniMayakovski]

Un trabajador de Walmart en EEUU, graba lo que cada dia el supermercado tira como desechos, todo tipo de alimentos comestibles y productos aprovechables, valorados en 200.000 dólares.

Bajo el capitalismo, los alimentos no se producen para alimentar a la gente, se producen para obtener ganancias y cuando la producción supera a la demanda, los capitalistas desechan productos para no bajar los precios y seguir creando escasez.

[Mayowa @Mayoveli]

This cost them about $1 trillion.

The truth is, you cannot build systems like this exclusively on the logic of profit. You cannot expect to break even in 20 or 30 years. Projects of this scale are built because the government decides they must exist to serve the people.

And this is a problem with systems that are strictly, or overwhelmingly, capitalist. If you leave every problem in your society to the spontaneity of the market, some challenges are so large and so unprofitable that you will never have sufficient incentive to solve them.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[Chris @crisstofyr]

I had to get a crown a few years ago to hold together a cracked molar and stuff would get stuck like this under the bottom edge of it. Flossing just made it worse by pushing it down further. I had to do something similar. It hurt like hell whenever something got stuck like this.

[صالح @1Salii7]

كان يحس بألم في أسنانه لفترة طويلة، وأثر عليه بالأكل لدرجة إنه صار يجيه صداع أغلب الوقت، ولما راح لطبيب الأسنان انصدم من اللي طلع من بين أسنانه

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

This ad spot accidentally captured the essence of how i see the conservative/Repub culture: just act all terrified of everything around you so they won't notice you're the predator.

[Goob @goobgleeb]

ahh to be a fat bear floating down a river

[Eve @evek181818]

no but actually. all I want is for a beautiful woman to ask me what the fuck I'm talking about when I'm on some bullshit

[Chris @crisstofyr]

I think I just had one of my first moments of seeing Idiocracy becoming true. I just got an ad on YouTube for grass seed that was narrated by an AI voice with lines like, "This high-end shit grows fast as hell."