Cristian Sitov

Developer. Enthusiast. (f.k.a. @WhoCouldDizBe)

[Cristian Sitov @CristianSitov]

@horiajurcut I’ve always thought about how to use the unused tokens; thanks!

[Dominic Fritz @DominicFritzTM]

We still won’t vote for a PSD government.

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A PSG supporter traveled to Bucharest 🇷🇴 instead of Budapest 🇭🇺 for the Champions League final

He only realized his mistake after arriving — and finding himself in the wrong country, roughly 800 kilometers from the match.

[Cristian Sitov @CristianSitov]

@magadum_aniket I’m not sure how PHP handles memory lately (8.*), but years ago when we were forced to handle the memory manually on some large jobs running on small memory processes, we were nulling first and then unsetting the variable. Nulling the variable was freeing more memory than unset()

[Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen]

Congratulations Romania!

Your reform efforts are rewarded.

Let’s keep the momentum and make the best of #NextGenEU in your country 🇷🇴

[Cristian Sitov @CristianSitov]

🙋🏻‍♂️

[Donald Tusk @donaldtusk]

Welcome back to Europe! 🇵🇱🇭🇺

[HotSotin 🇫🇮🇺🇦🇪🇺△ @HotSotin]

Average European's reaction if Orban loses today:

[arthaud @arthaud_]

French gov moving faster than most companies

we now have a skill to do taxes, what a time to be alive

[Cristian Sitov @CristianSitov]

Mic drop! 🎤

[Priyanka Vergadia @pvergadia]

🤯BREAKING: Alibaba just proved that AI Coding isn't taking your job, it's just writing the legacy code that will keep you employed fixing it for the next decade. 🤣

Passing a coding test once is easy. Maintaining that code for 8 months without it exploding? Apparently, it’s nearly impossible for AI.

Alibaba tested 18 AI agents on 100 real codebases over 233-day cycles. They didn't just look for "quick fixes"—they looked for long-term survival.

The results were a bloodbath:

75% of models broke previously working code during maintenance.

Only Claude Opus 4.5/4.6 maintained a >50% zero-regression rate.

Every other model accumulated technical debt that compounded until the codebase collapsed.

We’ve been using "snapshot" benchmarks like HumanEval that only ask "Does it work right now?"

The new SWE-CI benchmark asks: "Does it still work after 8 months of evolution?"

Most AI agents are "Quick-Fix Artists." They write brittle code that passes tests today but becomes a maintenance nightmare tomorrow. They aren't building software; they're building a house of cards.

The narrative just got honest: Most models can write code. Almost none can maintain it.

[Cristian Sitov @CristianSitov]

Shit. #AccurateAF

[French Response @FrenchResponse]

European laws : same rights, same obligations. Online and offline. #KidsBeforeClicks

[Cristian Sitov @CristianSitov]

FU, Elon!
Free speech! 🖕

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

All Elon Musk wanted for Christmas was a trip to Epstein’s sex island 🎄

[Cristian Sitov @CristianSitov]

@lorandminyo @elonmusk Of course, Musk is a fucktard: if tweet sounds good for his views then it’s a “wow!”; his views on free speech means to fill up my timeline with unwanted porn and tweets from other fucktards like him.

[Toiu Oana @oana_toiu]

The only time in its history NATO was tested on the promise that an attack on one is an attack on all was after 9/11.

Romania answered the call, even without being NATO member at that time. We understood this to be our duty and once the Article 5 was triggered, Romanian soldiers were boarding for Afghanistan. So did other Allies.

President Trump asked us now, at Davos, if Europe would answer the call of US in times of need.

History answered that question already. #wef2026 #davos #nato

[Cristian Sitov @CristianSitov]

@enunomaduro @laravelphp @phpstan @rectorphp Perfect for my upcoming project. 🙏

[Cristian Sitov @CristianSitov]

@mmartin_joo I've been working for a few years (2017) with a couple of high-level packages (graphaware/neo4j-php-ogm and autoprotect-group/neo4j-php-ogm), but I ended up "migrating back" to "lower-level" (so to speak) like laudis/neo4j-php-client. Thanks for the hint!

[Cristian Sitov @CristianSitov]

💔

[Premier League @premierleague]

Diogo Jota 🧡❤️

[Cristian Sitov @CristianSitov]

Descanse em paz! 💔

[Diogo Jota @DiogoJota18]

• 22 de Junho de 2025 •
Sim, para sempre ♾️

[Cristian Sitov @CristianSitov]

🤯

[Carl Hendy @carlhendy]

If you’re in media, this is worth a watch.

Cloudflare handles ≈20% of global traffic, so when CEO Matthew Prince warns at Cannes that AI bots are reshaping the web, publishers need to adapt or risk being left behind.