X-topher

You leap and the net will appear

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[Acyn @Acyn]

Nichols: It’s almost like we have a relative in the room, and there’s something deeply wrong with him. And we’ve all agreed not to talk about it. But there is something deeply wrong with him.

His friends know it, his critics know it. His staff, I’m sure, knows it. The world knows it. World leaders know it. And most importantly, our enemies know it, which is why they don’t take him seriously.

Nobody hangs on his words. They kind of do, but mostly out of freakish curiosity to see what kind of wild thing he’s going to say next, not because his words have any inherent meaning or reflect policy.

You know, I spent years teaching students that when the president speaks, it’s policy, and you must pay attention when the president speaks because nobody can contradict him.

Now, you know, are we really cutting off all trade with Spain? Who knows? Maybe. Maybe not. It might have just been a stray electron, you know, careening around inside his brainpan. Who knows?

But this is really dangerous because in the middle of all this stuff—and we can laugh about, you know, the Islamic Republic of Japan and all of that—but he made several statements about an ongoing war that the United States is losing. And no one’s even trying to pretend that they can make any sense of it.

And I’ll just add one last thing that you just brought up.

If this were any other president, this would be a national crisis. I mean, Joe Biden got somebody’s name wrong, and it was headlines. The president gets all kinds of things wrong, completely, you know, is out to lunch at an important NATO summit, and, you know, it’s Wednesday.

[Amigo del Pop @amigodelpop]

Madonna???

[Dog (Dogesh bhai)🦴 @urlocaldoggy]

Emergency 🦺... please Side

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Laurie Metcalf scored a Best Guest Actress nomination for Hacks thanks to this iconic 3-minute monologue #EmmyNoms

[Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 @zillowgonewild]

JUST A VERY PREtty brooklyn townhouse

$14,250,000

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Yes. Reform the Supreme Court.

Term limits.
Expand the Court.
Enforceable code of ethics.

It’s time we address corruption on the highest court.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Hayley Williams always has such good taste.

📸 via IG/yelyahwilliams

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

Hayley Williams doing Solange's iconic "Losing You" dance break with her guitarist, Brian Robert Jones, in between sets.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. we had phone sex.

[🥨 PrettyBaby🌵🪨 @swirleduinpoems]

No but fr though 🤭😆

[Amaan Jahangir @AmaanJah]

something went wrong

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

The moral alteration in an unthinkable expanse of people who call this place home has been stunning in its velocity and stomach-turning in its depths. The worst part is that we can’t reach them in the ways reasonable human beings can be reached.

Before Fox News, we could meet the people around us on the common ground of our shared faith in Jesus, our respect for the Constitution, the clarity of objective truth, or shared compassion for vulnerable people. Now, they no longer have use or tolerance for such things.

Those of us who’ve lost people we love to this curated pestilence should file a class-action suit against Fox News for thirty years of malpractice and murder: for the relationships they’ve destroyed, the deaths they’ve been complicit in, the betrayal of the public trust, and for purposefully killing the goodness in human beings who will never be who they might have been otherwise.

https://t.co/ROP6EohIcb

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

another great look, she looks like The Grinch’s publicist

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

??

[Madonnalogy @madonnalogy]

Truly one of her best

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

>>@CAGovernor Gavin Newsom: We are moving forward with new legislation that would make it a felony to seize ballots before the vote has been certified by state and county officials…we will be the wall he cannot get passed.

[Bye Wig Hello Drama @HousewivesHub]

This read was honestly so iconic 😭

[selena 🪽 @anakin813]

https://t.co/ZzhLOxtjcK

[miya @miyarah_]

cuando estoy por mandar a todos a la mierda pero recuerdo que tengo un pedazo de pastel para comer en la nevera