Tina

Tweets are my own. Retweets aren’t. I’m here for true crime twitter, housewives twitter, weather nerd twitter, and anyone funny.

[Tina @cristreena_]

🎉 20 YEARS of TEACHING?!
I’ve officially taught long enough to have a favorite flair pen, a stash of emergency chocolate, and the ability to quiet a room with just a look. I’d love a little help bringing some extra magic this year. ✨
Here’s my wishlist
https://t.co/HilFHLUAQs

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Trump: look at the pool, I fixed it. Everyone look at the pool, I did a great job. Obama never fixed the pool. I did. Look at the pool.

Media: the pool looks broken

Karoline: why are you guys talking about the pool, you’re deranged

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

LOL

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“How do you feel about Trump?”

KNICKS FAN: “I f*cking hate him… This shit right here? The revolution starts in NYC. Brunson is the Messiah— if we bring this energy to the pedophiles that run 🌎, we can do anything.”

@nyknicks @NY_KnicksPR really going to the White House?😬

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Obama got emotional in a recent interview recalling how he used to read letters from Americans all over the country.

And then I got emotional remembering how presidents used to be able to read.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jose Alvarado rapping Many Men at the Knicks parade. Doesn’t get more New York than that

[💙Brittney💙 @AZ_Brittney]

All of the cool kids are at the Obama Presidential Center grand opening! 💙

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The Obama Presidential Center opening and the Knicks parade are the closest we’ll get to celebrating the best of America for the 250th.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Zohran Mamdani is 34 years old. YOUNG PEOPLE CAN LEAD EFFECTIVELY. You don't have to be 70 with "life experience" to do a good job.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Michelle Obama lives in their heads rent-free 💙

[☠️Daddy Bones☠️ @UpBeatSkeletor]

This is hilarious 🤣💀

[June @HoodieBrunson]

The Knicks have declined their invitation to the White House.

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I’m crying real tears😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Brimcess @Brimcess11]

The streets is calling me 🏃🏾‍♀️💨 This NEEDS to be a Tiktok trend 😭

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

Menopause is such a fun little season of life
You're exhausted by 2 PM, wide awake at 3 AM, overstimulated by group texts, mysteriously puffier than yesterday, your brain clocks out mid-sentence, and you are one chewing sound away from a felony.
I love that for us

[ESPN @espn]

Through every heartbreak. Through every season.

This one’s for the Day Ones 💙🧡

[໊ @BardisMedia]

NY KNICKS WON THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! the rats are disappearing, the potholes are being filled, the Statue of Liberty finally walked and did a cute lil 2 step, the trees are growing, it’s raining glitter! WE DID IT🥹

[AZEALIA BANKS @iiwasinthee212]

Sorry, 1st muslim millenial mayor and 1st championship in 53 yrs? During pride month???

And the losing game was when trump was in town?????