Cristina 🍕

I could use a little fuel myself, and we could all use a little change

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Mike Vrabel pulled his team off the field during Friday's practice and made them sit in the locker room for 14 minutes while Bad Bunny songs played over the sound system to simulate what halftime at Super Bowl LX will feel like, per @bylindsayhjones 👀

[Cristina 🍕 @cristycrunk]

I love when my family asks me when I’m gonna visit but then they come to San Antonio and don’t even tell me 🙂🙂🙂

[shiv roy's bob @shivstratt]

this whole scene is like a test to see if you can tolerate the family and continue watching the series

[Cristina 🍕 @cristycrunk]

He’s fucken engaged he’s engaged HE’S ENGAGED IM GONNA CRASH OUT ARE YOU FUCKING ME YALL ARE CREATING A MONSTER

[Cristina 🍕 @cristycrunk]

He’s engaged so yeah IT WAS NOT A LOT

[Cristina 🍕 @cristycrunk]

GET OUT OF MY DMS IF YOURE GONNA BE POSTING YOUR GIRLFRIEND OMG PLS STOP GIVING ME HOPE

[Cristina 🍕 @cristycrunk]

That was a lot, my bad

[Cristina 🍕 @cristycrunk]

No la llamé en el jangueo si no quiere que mienta AHHHHHH he clocked me so good 😭

[Cristina 🍕 @cristycrunk]

Me at TSA because I get anxiety

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

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[Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane]

“Merry Christmas, everyone.” 🎄

[lamp lady 𓃡 @_hisnameisjavi]

yall😭😭😭😭😭

[ur fav leo ♌︎ @trappppsoullll]

y’all weren’t OFWGKTA teenagers and it shows

[Cristina 🍕 @cristycrunk]

This is exactly how I feel when Isaac makes me quesadillas drunk at 3am

[Brandon @40_on_E]

I’d rather die than let this video be forgotten

[Cristina 🍕 @cristycrunk]

I learned so much (against my will) about lbj while living in San Marcos and I can guarantee you this is exactly what he would’ve said 💀

[Cristina 🍕 @cristycrunk]

THANK GOD I wish nothing but the worst for her 💗

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: Susan Smith, a South Carolina woman who admitted to drowning her two children 30 years ago, was unanimously denied parole after she appeared before the board for the first time on Wednesday. https://t.co/GJgxcHTNEB

[Cristina 🍕 @cristycrunk]

I just apologized to my immigrant mom..

[Cristina 🍕 @cristycrunk]

@PsychedelicEzmi Yes I miss you so much rn

[Cristina 🍕 @cristycrunk]

I miss my friends :(

[holly parkinson 🏴‍☠️ @ParkinsonHB]

#USAElections2024

[Cristina 🍕 @cristycrunk]

11:27 pm I’m going to sleep besties 🥹🥹

[Cristina 🍕 @cristycrunk]

I’m gonna document how many times I cry from today until Wednesday (election related ofc)

[Cristina 🍕 @cristycrunk]

9:40 pm I just looked 😭😭😭 also I’m drunk