chris zaid

Hardcore granny!!!

[chris zaid @criszaid]

@paulbrownley hi paul

[chris zaid @criszaid]

@rococopacetic I love this so much!!!

[Monica McLaughlin @rococopacetic]

As always, I am garbage at promoting my newsletter. This latest one features a big stupid ruby and also some dish about Allen Funt from Candid Camera, because I’m nothing if not topical. Up-to-the-minute breaking news, 24/7 https://t.co/Jjus9fadui

[chris zaid @criszaid]

@RealHousecat007 @MichaelRapaport @TuckerCarlson big group off douch bags there

[chris zaid @criszaid]

#NewProfilePic

[chris zaid @criszaid]

@TheRoyalMadame @StormyDaniels

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

Stormy Daniels spent the night with a tacky reality-television star. The rest — namely the legal drama that led to the first criminal indictment of a U.S. president — is now American history. Read @Olivianuzzi’s cover story: https://t.co/js6Xh1vJLG

[ErykahBadoula @fatbellybella]

Wake and bake ☀️

[ErykahBadoula @fatbellybella]

Look.. I choose peace but , say...
Don't walk up on me wrong..
This Tea and Incense can turn into
Colt 45 and Newports if NEED be.. OK?

[Rex Parker 🐈🐾☕️🐾🐈 @rexparker]

Ok this tweet is for like six of you probably but I just read that the titular “worst boyfriend” in the Chapter “Head Lice and My Worst Boyfriend” in Lynda Barry’s “100 Demons” is actually Ira fucking Glass and I am as they say shook

[chris zaid @criszaid]

@Stahl4Congress @StormyDaniels Bio of a true racist incel

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Just take a listen

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

He’s also a grown-ass man with bangs.

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Humanity gives you nothing

[smith/smith @smithsm92171368]

@TheRickWilson

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

All of the dumbest people I know believe shit they read on social media.

[chris zaid @criszaid]

@ask_aubry Good for you! I picked my cat over a boyfriend and that cat picked my husband -together for 23years!

[Daniel @tinymediaempire]

hey, this is tomorrow, sat the 28th. if youre in new england, come on over to a sunny western mass milltown and see the sights. 100 framed pieces pulling from 20 years of prints, many archive pulls, scratch&dents, and a friggin' house facade. also, RT this or a year of bad luck.

[Monica McLaughlin @rococopacetic]

Also featuring Princess Diana’s favorite giant amethyst and diamond cross, which Kim Kardashian bought last week https://t.co/oJjpG6FoE2