Andrew crittenden

This box said write about yourself in fewer than 160 characters? Its only 13 characters long that's easy?

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@usainbolt when are u going to be "bolting" down the wing for man utd mr bolt?

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@Craig_Spann @asherlambert19 well that went well didn't it

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@Craig_Spann @asherlambert19 did glen johnson start?

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@Craig_Spann @asherlambert19 I cudnt care less lol 3-0 wins me a tenner I did 8 quid in bets

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@Craig_Spann @asherlambert19 exactly the same mate I got lampard first 2-0 and 3-0 come on then!!! #teckerrssss

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@frankieboyle. Should say " by buying this dvd u are promoting alcholism and the scottish drug trade"

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@RealKidPoker kick her out of the window and she will "learn to fly" pretty quick!

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@RaSZi lex can I get a retweet please for all the poker players out there?

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@Craig_Spann how many for the week I'm on 10?

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@Craig_Spann top Salesmann!

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@JoeyEssex_ #creepySICK if you retweet this I'll get it tattooed on my body?

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@Dynamomagician any chance of a retweet for a huuuugeee fan of yours? You are the man! #houdinithe2nd

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What the fuck have you done lately? #wanted

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@asherlambert19 long live michael clarke duncan #greenmileforrespect!

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@Skepta can't wait to hear the new album bound to be full of club bangers!

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@Craig_Spann don't you mean fuck their heads, and play with them? #heavypetting

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@GemmaStock_ @Craig_Spann fat people must be loaded it surely costs a fucking fortune in food to get that fat! #henchtakeaway

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@frankieboyle surely its got to be scotland they hand out sausage rolls and pasties on the nhs up there #epidemic

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@ChrisDrake87 no but I make my girlfriend wee in the garden #housetrained #incharge

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@Craig_Spann gayest tweet ever no one likes fat people lol #fat