dangercritch

finally blocked by @metrotrains

[dangercritch @critchslap]

@NUFC @adidasfootball Now all we need is a striker to wear it

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Alexander Isak has informed Newcastle of his desire to explore a move this summer.

Club aware of player’s plans and will now decide how to move, as @CraigHope_DM reports.

Newcastle have already re-started exploring a move for a top striker in the market. 👀

[scoot @scoutboxall]

the lion does not concern himself with the MyGov inbox

[dangercritch @critchslap]

Nvm it wasn’t that long ago lol mission accomplished 🫡🫡

[dangercritch @critchslap]

Lads I haven’t tweeted you in ages, how has this finally happened now?! 😭😭😭

[dangercritch @critchslap]

Everyone time I try and have faith in humanity, I remember that Lithonia came in at 65 in the hottest 100 smh

[ritz @roundmoundnoreb]

Surely @metrotrains shouldn't charge people when the 1 hour train ride turns into 2.5 hours

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE - WE ARE BACK! 🤩

[dangercritch @critchslap]

Fuck off @metrotrains

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

BRUNO GUIMARÃES 👑

[dangercritch @critchslap]

Garlic naan slaps until you can’t wash the smell off your hands

[dangercritch @critchslap]

Just saw a man order a glass of wine and a cheese board for dinner and absolutely obliterate both. New hero

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍

[greg @gurreggg]

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term

[dangercritch @critchslap]

My fiancé went to try wedding dresses on today. I’m not gonna see the dress for another 15 months but fk me I’m excited

[dangercritch @critchslap]

We did it lads!

[Narre Warren CC @NarreWarrenCC]

Congratulations NWCC 17/2's Premiers 2011/2012. Comiserations @BerwickCricketC, fantastic game!

[dangercritch @critchslap]

More like Glenn Smacks Well, am i right?? #AUSvPAK

[dangercritch @critchslap]

@khalifathey You must be new here

[dangercritch @critchslap]

Currently at Caulfield station @metrotrains can you pls tell the driver to turn the aircon on?

[dangercritch @critchslap]

They did it. They finally responded.