Claire

I think about words / Too much, and it has addled / My brain. Forgive me?

[Claire @criteval]

work hard, play hard, and be a good guy - Thaddeus Crandall

[Claire @criteval]

Mariah Carey would snap Ariana Grande, but Ariana wouldn’t snap Mariah bc she’d want to watch her live and suffer

[Claire @criteval]

I think if ariana grande had thanos powers she would snap, in order:
1. taylor swift
2. sabrina carpenter
3. jennette mccurdy

[Claire @criteval]

dads rock

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can we retire the phrase “crotch goblin” plz

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modern icarus

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and they were roommates

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If the primal lifestyle guys were really committed they’d un-learn how to read and speak. ideal situation for everyone.

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@depthsofwiki …woman inherits the earth

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I’m the millionth person to point this out, but celebrating when I “joined X” has… an OF-esque ring to it

[Claire @criteval]

Pokémon Concierge didn’t smooth my brain enough, it’s time for the hard stuff (Philomena Cunk)

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@Grimezsz ily but this is cringe queen 😭😭

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@nataliel663 guilty 🤪✌️

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

leaving out cookies and a glass of panera lemonade for the grinch tonight

[Claire @criteval]

dogs that speak other languages are so funny to me like ohh did you study abroad

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@PetreRaleigh @HerschOstropole

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@HerschOstropole this is the discourse im here for

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haven’t seen a lot of grinchposting this year, smh. must be the global warming.

[Claire @criteval]

@univrsw3th4rt 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105824904944 (490 is wrong but oh well)