Jared

Former artist failing upwards. Mostly here to complain about entertainment and tech.

[Jared @criticallyjared]

@themgirlgaming Yeah, not enough people seemed bothered by that. It's impossible to be on their side after that.

Also, it still bothers me that he's used this body snatcher/zombie trope in like half of his stuff.

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@JNavok I am going to be honest, I read "leather jacket spatula guy" and thought he was talking about @FilmCow

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@PJiggles_ Zelda and Link literally live together in TotK.

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@XeroMindedSY @DF_UniatePapist This is just what adult women look like without heavy makeup.

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@llxiyyll @NastrondScourge Do you really think the right looks better than the left?

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@stormfall33 OoT was one of the first games I bought with my own money. Playing the remake has been surreal because of how much of it feels unchanged. Obviously that isn't the case, but the magic trick is working on me.

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@cold_and_quiet It's all of them, brother.

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@oyemnassxo Apparently this is what a billion-dollar budget buys you.

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@Iranotopia @DiscussingFilm

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@GamingAndPandas I played through all the Yakuza games over the course of like twelve months and then Kiwami 3 came out and killed all my motivation to play anymore of their games ever again.

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@Aftermath_site These witch hunts need to stop.

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@BeardedTexan69 Congratulations on being cast as Chris Pratt in your own photos.

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@Balthyr337 @meltborne You can keep it, tough guy.

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@tipps_michael @meltborne Those people didn't show up. That's why they're changing leadership.

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@TheTropeMaster @Rjwubby What about them? Swamp Thing and Constantine don't establish $30 billion dollar franchises. Focus on selling tickets to 13-year-old boys and the grand/parents who will take them to the theater.

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@cure_wydferr The comments on that thread are insufferable. I’m pretty glad Nintendo outright ignores social media.

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@The_Bees_Sneeze Is this what you wanted?