Sufficafish

I occasionally say funny things

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https://t.co/NOXRaJp2ME for those who celebrate

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@FlagsMashupBot official flag of the Dallas Cowboys

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Gonna form a collective of chill people who don't really care what happens next in their lives. Call it the So Be It Union.

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The man with clean floors knows not if the roomba runs, while the man with dirty floors knows every time

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In honor of TaylorFest 2023 I will be preparing by listening to the same ~20 songs I have been all year

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I know nothing about pokemon but mimikyu is the only good one and like any good scientist I will continue to reject all evidence to the contrary as the baseless delusions of an increasingly nonsensical worldwide cult of which I am the only non-member

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She orn on my stein till I smough

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I don't care how climable or ergonomic it is, a tree is a terrible place to sit and make out

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@friendlyballoon Have me on as your first and only guest so I can talk about SquareSpace, the all-in-one website solution customizable to fit your specific needs

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Gamer girl bong water

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Me at every party this weekend

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@friendlyballoon Is this a gd stanley steamer joke

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this might be a hot take but numberpads should always have 7, 8, 9 in the top row

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Note to self: shoyu ramen + cardio is a bad, bad, terrible idea

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@NYTGames Help! Solved the Saturday in 1:23:49 but the stats page shows it as a crazy fast 7:51. Any way to correct this error? Would prefer to have my old personal best back, if possible. Thanks!

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What if we cut out the middleman and just started using turtle throats as straws

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*Four Hour Delay (and counting)

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NJ Transit Not Have A Two Hour Delay Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

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Minecraft Heely's on the first date: good idea or GREAT idea?

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How to best express on hinge that I still haven't grown out of my "guy that everyone thought knew the answers to the middleschool math homework" phase