Worm love

yee/haw

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She jala on my pen til I o

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@garyfisherfan thanks! :)

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she pap on my rik til i a

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MY PJ'S WARM, MY BARS ARE HOT
1984 SUMMER OLYMPICS BOYCOTT

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All these posers and pick-mes are getting into personal growth these days. Fuck that. I’m getting into personal decay.

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This one was also before its time

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Sorry to interupt, but my AI therapist says I need girldick......

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Man if I had tweeted this like 3 months later, it would have done numbers

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Femininopticon

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Verily milord, I have zerked it heartily

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The name "Newt Gingrich" should have been reserved for a man that looks like Jeff Sessions

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they call me the great white shark bc i'm great, white, and my teeth regrow eternally

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Beans, beans, they're bad for your head. The more you eat, the more you dread.

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Call my girl a museum cuz I muse when I see em

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I really appreciate the verticy of my bedroom. Two walls of windows gives me a lot of natural sunlight.

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I can backform whatever I want. If a haruspex practices haruspicy, then a vertex practices verticy, the act of being at the intersection of two lines.

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Coining idioms is so funny to me. Someone somewhere was the first person to say “that oughta do the trick” and surely someone responded “What? What trick? What the fuck are you talking about?”

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Be the strange you wish to see in this world

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The Democrats lost because they didn’t talk enough about the METS BABY LOVE THE METS ALRIGHT BABY LET'S GO GET A HOME RUN BABY LOVE THE METS LETS GO METS

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Pro bono ? Sorry, you must have misheard me. It's pro bonobo.

[Joe, vessel. @thefeudalspirit]

POV: you see a pretty lady

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Vampires don’t need permission to enter my back door ;)