c r i t

cheap wine enthusiast | heartmaker

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

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This is why I check the comments @wsedas

[Santino Gonzales @tino_ufo]

how it started vs how it’s going

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@tino_ufo 💀💀💀

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@ellathekit I shoulda just asked you directly of course you know lol tell me your secrets 🧡

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Anyone know how to make red chile without flour or cornstarch? 👀

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Honestly avada kedavra is not a bad way to go like one spell and ur done

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How much I would kill for this life rn

[G @desertbumm]

Miracles do exist @critter_marie

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Posting every song you currently kinda like from Spotify is not a personality trait

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Can we all agree that low rise jeans only exist as a flex for skinny bitches ??? why is this trend back 😭

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Am I really about to buy some platform tevas cause....

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@naomie_gee yes how did this become a thing after I left

[Santino Gonzales @tino_ufo]

Pre-orders for my album, “bookfair,” are up now through the good people at Aural Canyon and they’ll be releasing a physical cassette / digital album July 24th.

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Anyone else?

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The whole carnival scene in she’s the man is fucking I C O N I C

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@ricogonzo23 sucks to suck

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I never trust those hoes who keep a giant bottle of flavored liquid sweetener to put in their coffee at home. Drink it black like the rest of us adults

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My fiancé really said to me “people who don’t have trauma also have needs” and it hit different

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Honestly just waiting for trump to go off and defend danny masterson

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Update: I’m now on prison tik tok

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Am I the only one getting like a lot of frog toks on my fyp