Matt

Yamama

[Matt @crittercake82]

@1800clockit Bridge of Homewrecker is a little tooooooooooo good…….

[Matt @crittercake82]

Farted in my dog’s face SUCKA!!!!!

[Matt @crittercake82]

Im fried, yes fried, Im fucked up

[Matt @crittercake82]

#WannaBeButch

[Matt @crittercake82]

Also listening to Changes Black Sabbath cover

[Matt @crittercake82]

Fogging up before a walk around the block wearing my whitey tighties up to my belly button #Retirement

[Matt @crittercake82]

And I will log it in Strava.

[Matt @crittercake82]

Showering in the dark playing a fun game of Body Wash or Conditioner

[Matt @crittercake82]

Straight sorority girls are making a V with their fingers and sticking their tongue in between em as a “funny” pic for the last slide of their Insta posts #WhatsFunny

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I get so embarrassed when I’m walking my dog and he starts barking at another dog who isn’t barking back at him. Great. Now I’m the dumb fucker with a rabid animal on a leash.

[Matt @crittercake82]

Deadass #FreeDeborah

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Season 3 will be dealt with today.

[Matt @crittercake82]

Yes…I watch AND enjoy XO Kitty

[Matt @crittercake82]

Studying a Minecraft mod pack while drip drying #TurnUpTuesday

[Matt @crittercake82]

@lectersbian Ellen bro

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@cigluvr4202 Kodo Pro goated

[Matt @crittercake82]

Got High School High with my potna in a park bathroom the other day #LittleBlessings #Reflecting

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Checking my credit score in the Asian market parking lot after putting $50 worth of ube Melona bars on my card

[Matt @crittercake82]

That Chick-fil-a ranch commercial top 5 worst things ever created

[Matt @crittercake82]

I believe my 2nd grade PE teacher was my Future Self showing me it’s ok to be masc. A Divine Act. She also had a tattoo of the Nike logo