Chris Armstrong

[Chris Armstrong @crittersizer]

@AfricanHub_ When he trips and falls - and he will - he’ll be fucked. It will take him forever to get up and he’ll be missing play after play. And those spindly legs will be easily damaged. I give him 2 years tops in the NBA.

[Chris Armstrong @crittersizer]

@l3v1at4an She’s just upset because they’re fake body parts, not real dismembered limbs of the Jews that she hates with a passion.
We are signing this countries death warrant letting these savages into our country. This person and her whole family should be deported back to Gaza.

[Chris Armstrong @crittersizer]

@LauraBabcock Try walking through the Jane/Finch corridor at night you performative twat. Or Malvern. Or anywhere that’s not the nice, wealthy and safe sections your handlers took you through.
Now fuck off

[Chris Armstrong @crittersizer]

@MarkJCarney You lying sack of shit. You made things harder by recognizing Palestine to gain votes here at home and now you want to bask in the afterglow of others hard work. Fuck you Carney, just slink away like the filthy rat you are.

[Chris Armstrong @crittersizer]

@nayrb_s @CollinRugg Best meme I’ve seen on this so far

[Chris Armstrong @crittersizer]

@catturd2 It’s the ‘let me speak to your manager’ haircut

[Chris Armstrong @crittersizer]

@realMaalouf The solution is to go back to whatever shit hole country they came from.
WE DON’T WANT YOU ANYWHERE NEAR WHERE WE ARE.
Get out….and stay the fuck out.
Is that a clear enough answer?

[Chris Armstrong @crittersizer]

@White_Ghost187

[Chris Armstrong @crittersizer]

@realMaalouf Just wait until they get there and find out the virgins are male

[Chris Armstrong @crittersizer]

@EndWokeness It’ll be interesting to watch New York self-destruct when they inevitably elect this anti-Semite terrorist as their mayor. Bankrupt within his first term and waves of crime like they’ve never seen before.
New York is going to burn and they’ll have willingly done it to themselves

[Chris Armstrong @crittersizer]

@therealmrbench Nothing like an obese dude in a dress to inspire confidence in our Health Department.

[Chris Armstrong @crittersizer]

@TheCriticalDri2 How do I know ‘Mark’ has purple hair, a nose ring, they/them pronouns and is 70 pounds overweight 🤔

[Chris Armstrong @crittersizer]

@CTVToronto 28 year old Sanjay Gupta Singh Reyat Singh and 33 year old Gupta Inderjit Singh Singh Gopal, two Cultural Enrichment Ambassadors here at the personal request of Justine Trudeau were charged in $300K LCBO theft ring, police say. Fixed it for you CTV

[Chris Armstrong @crittersizer]

@garylfrancione Never watched any HP as it’s not really my thing but I’ll happily try watching it if it helps keep men out of women’s sports

[Chris Armstrong @crittersizer]

@EndWokeness Interesting use of mug shots

[Chris Armstrong @crittersizer]

@EndWokeness Trust me, we didn’t need any more reasons.
You could’ve kept your hair…it didn’t make any difference in how we feel about you sweetie

[Chris Armstrong @crittersizer]

@GigaBeers @akafaceUS ‘Become’ ?????
They’ve never BEEN civilized ever.
No different than animals roaming the Serengeti. They’ve just got clothes on. Don’t kid yourself.

[Chris Armstrong @crittersizer]

@akafaceUS A short, sharp elbow to the throat and that problem is solved. Shove him back into a seat and by the time he can breath again you’re off the plane.

[Chris Armstrong @crittersizer]

@ryangerritsen No one’s listened to her music in decades so why would we start listening to her speeches now?

[Chris Armstrong @crittersizer]

@TaraBull808 It’s the “I demand to speak to your manager” cut