Crystal Moyer

Thing One AND Thing Two

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@HamillHimself Ah, yes. Overpriced pillows and ego.

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@hitRECordJoe How dare you! I was about to go to sleep! Dank dreams await.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

If we could see the world through the eyes of a child, we’d see so many more doorknobs.

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@NancyAng416 @CHRIS_Daughtry Yes, please get this on a recording to share it.

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@RuthieConnell I knew you'd be back, love. I won a rather large bet because of it.

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@Shoshannah7 Thanks for sharing this. I am thrilled that you are back on the show. Your character is one of the best.

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@iansomerhalder @netflix Ian, I dig it. Spent MY bday on 12/8 binging it. Just like any show, season 1 is the set up and I think the next will truly shine. Great to see you flex your acting chops, very refreshing. Surprised and delighted by Nikki as well. Keep it up please.

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@CHRIS_Daughtry @DeannaDaughtry Outstanding! Happy Bday, Chris. Welcome to the 40s club.

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@paulwesley No one wanted Stefan to die, but let's face it...there would have been riots if Damon and Elena did not get their happy ending. My vote was that you BOTH made it.

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@paulwesley You were perfectly cast, Paul. Thank you for being such a wonderful part of a fantastic series that I will always return to again and again.

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@mishacollins @JoinWeThePurple @JensenAckles @jarpad I will have tongue for Thanksgiving. My own tongue. I will be surrounded by Psycho Republican/Trump fanatics. *Sigh*

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

Now I understand 😂👊🏾
#JUMANJI #TheNextLevel DECEMBER 13th 🌎

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bennie. He was hit by a car as a puppy and lost both his back legs. Today, his owner added skis to his assistive cart, and he couldn't be happier. 14/10

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@hitRECordJoe Have been arrested for triple homicide

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@CHRIS_Daughtry If that dawg ain't you, I'll drive down the road and lick the "Welcome to NC" sign and post the video

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Oh. Snap. @RobertDowneyJr #AGBOSuperheroFantasyLeague 🏈

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@yamomma6774 @jumblejim Keyboard Cowboys, always bored, always seeking attention through others. Take a seat, Jim's talking.

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@realGpad

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@jarpad Fuck all this noise and handle your business. You are human like the rest of us.

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@RuthieConnell @LoudenSwain1 @CreationEnt That is such a lovely photograph