Ritvik Chaturvedi

Fresh out of the oven. Me, not you.

Currently @iiscbangalore; previously @indianexpress, @ucl, @univofdelhi.

[Ritvik Chaturvedi @critvik]

After much thought, I've decided my pronouns are going to be 'we/ours'. I refuse to identify as someone who can be specifically identified. So, every time I get late, you're supposed to say 'Ritvik got late because our car broke and we failed to fix it.' Take that, geniuses!

[Ritvik Chaturvedi @critvik]

@ThatsAarthi Delulu is the only solulu.

[Ritvik Chaturvedi @critvik]

@SumedhaUppal Maybe for you. Not for the opposite sex.

[Ritvik Chaturvedi @critvik]

@pratyasharath Every generation throws up a Kejriwal.

[Ritvik Chaturvedi @critvik]

@ANI Buses are not worth riding. They are anyway near-free already.

[Ritvik Chaturvedi @critvik]

@MaxMinMan Hyderabad/Telugu boy is local, no?

[Ritvik Chaturvedi @critvik]

@rutu609 I think even they did not know it is 26 and not 35. Must have put an approximate number, but they were to embarrassed to admit it. Anyway, happy it broke off. Arranged marriages are farcical for the most part.

[Ritvik Chaturvedi @critvik]

@RishiJoeSanu Besides, that photo is from Mangaluru, KA.

[Ritvik Chaturvedi @critvik]

@RohitMalekar I usually cycle in Lalbagh or IISc campus (where I work). The surrounding area is horrible. I have been almost hit by auto rickshaws and scooters riding on the wrong side. Even got into street scuffles with the locals.🤦

[Ritvik Chaturvedi @critvik]

@stephenituruka The biggest monopoly in the world is that of the government on issuing money.

[Dr Ranjan @DocRGM_]

This is happening across the country and still everyone stays SILENT.

Keep your fuel knob on - the tank will be empty before you know it.

If you see someone pushing their posh bike by the roadside. Remember Modi-Gadkari.

[Ritvik Chaturvedi @critvik]

@Himanshugoelyt Is this in Bharatiya Mall?

[Ritvik Chaturvedi @critvik]

@AbhishBanerj Why did they do that?

[Ritvik Chaturvedi @critvik]

@BlrLibertarians This temple is Malleswaram?

[Ritvik Chaturvedi @critvik]

@karnatakaportf I really doubt GBA will understand the sarcasm. They will take it as a compliment.

[Ritvik Chaturvedi @critvik]

@naashonomics Why would anyone want to buy a house in Bengaluru?

[Ritvik Chaturvedi @critvik]

@RohitMalekar I do not even have a car in Bengaluru. Did not consider buying one here. 😭🤣

[Ritvik Chaturvedi @critvik]

@RohitMalekar But, how do you transport your bicycle there to even cycle in the first place?

[Ritvik Chaturvedi @critvik]

@Areddy4493 Sure, bro. I am so scared of you now.

[Ritvik Chaturvedi @critvik]

"If I had money"

As always.

[bekku @Areddy4493]

@critvik @12ka442kaone @abhispake @chandlerpeeing Who bought real estate while scamming bengaloreans? Go watch TV clips from past. Same thing is happening even now with gulti, marwari, malli real estate cartels. If I had enough money I would have raised kannada army to eliminate these criminals

[Ritvik Chaturvedi @critvik]

@Areddy4493 Sure man, I look forward to a cat ruling the state/country.

[Ritvik Chaturvedi @critvik]

"Jaanta hai mera baap kaun hai?" now in Karnataka! Sale ends soon, hurry!

[bekku @Areddy4493]

@critvik I am rich but not rich enough to build army. We are one of the richest family in Karnataka. My uncle is MLA, grandpa was minister.