~ David Crizer

There is a time in your life when you need to grow up.....

Twitter is not one of those times.

[~ David Crizer @crizer_dave]

Work flow at the Roadhouse.

[~ David Crizer @crizer_dave]

Go through heartache, find song titled 'Born Without a Heart', find new favorite song, and then literally found my new favorite artist @faouzia . Been playing her music on repeat and I am THRIVING!! HER VOICE 😍 TALENT 😍 AND OMG!!

This gay might be straight now...

[~ David Crizer @crizer_dave]

Already been having a hard time being single with a lot of rejection, so it was super nice to wake up this morning to 4 people unmatching me on Tinder.... real #confidenceboost there....

#single #foreveralone #single4lyfe

[Diamond and Silk® @DiamondandSilk]

If all States can open up for people to peacefully protest, then all States should open up for people to peacefully go back to work!

[~ David Crizer @crizer_dave]

@TomWolfPA #hypocrite... that is EXACTLY what you are in this picture. Absolutely no 6 feet apart there, so that means we can open back up to normal again? Or wait, #covid is scary, but you will ignore your own rules, blantly lying to #PA's face right here. #OPENPANow

[~ David Crizer @crizer_dave]

@JoeBiden you literally cant stay sane enough 30 seconds into any video of you. We are "WOKE". Its just not the way you like it

[Eric Trump @EricTrump]

Powerful...

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

This should be on a giant billboard in every city in the US.
"America does not need to see the tax return of a billionaire who became a public servant. America needs to see the tax returns of public servants who became millionaires while being public servants.”

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

I gotta hand it to COVID-19, you sure did expose the sheep among us.

[~ David Crizer @crizer_dave]

Congrats @TomWolfPA! You made PA such a shitshow, I'm actually moving!! Hear me out though. I will never stop until you are removed from office. I might be gone, but my family is still there, and I protect my family. Get over yourself and #OPENPANOW

[~ David Crizer @crizer_dave]

So you're asking me to go through my personal history because fuck if I know 🤷‍♂️. I use it as a gender neutral term, but I'm also gay 🤣

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

Men try to convince me that "guys" is a gender neutral term, but when I ask them how many guys they've slept with, they take offense...

[Dave @lildickytweets]

I wonder if when Hulu suggests Dave to me, it knows that I am in fact Dave

[~ David Crizer @crizer_dave]

Just realized why @GovernorTomWolf doesnt want to open PA.... He doesnt want to go to work himself! I mean, that's the only way I can justify how much treason this man has committed.

#openpa #openPANow

[~ David Crizer @crizer_dave]

You are a disgrace to this state and country. You have brought more harm to the people who "voted" for you. Your plan has failed. Own up to it, fix it, and do your job.

[~ David Crizer @crizer_dave]

WE DESERVE ANSWERS! WE DESERVE RIGHTS! YOU DONT DESERVE THE OFFICE YOU HOLD, OR THE POWER YOU GAVE YOURSELF @GovernorTomWolf

Seriously, get your shit together, and get it together NOW! We, true PA'ians, are tired of your bullshit!

#openpanow #gethimgone #pa #coronavirus

[~ David Crizer @crizer_dave]

You're not a state??? And you dont pay taxes to the US??? You arent a US citizen, you dont get the benefits of being a US citizen. It shouldnt be that hard to understand....

#stimuluspayment #coronavirus

[~ David Crizer @crizer_dave]

Another great day to be alive! Another HORRIBLE day to live in PA thanks to @GovernorTomWolf.

#OPENPANow #coronavirus #gethimgone

[~ David Crizer @crizer_dave]

I should be going to bed so I can wake up and go to work tomor.... oh that's right, @GovernorTomWolf fucked that up again. Thanks for nothing Tom Wolf! Biggest fuck-up PA has ever allowed to take place. Even worst than the Mt. Rose exit on I83. #hesajoke #openPA

[~ David Crizer @crizer_dave]

Happy Mothers Day @GovernorTomWolf ! Now let's all play nice before he extends #pa into 2021 just because he lets his bitchy emotions take control. He PMS's more than a pregnant female on cocaine... #OpenPaNow #getwolfgone

[~ David Crizer @crizer_dave]

Sign this and get @GovernorTomWolf out of office in PA! PA has only gotten worse with him as governor. #heneedstogo #fixPA #OPENPANow

Pennsylvania State House: Recall PA Governor Tom Wolf - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/ZqKf3NFp1Y via @Change

[~ David Crizer @crizer_dave]

Do 'We the People' of #PA need to remind @GovernorTomWolf who he works for??? Let's open this state up and allow us to go back to work! Or, again, you can start paying my bills if you want to keep committing treason instead.

[~ David Crizer @crizer_dave]

@GovernorTomWolf so you can DM me whenever you want to get my address for the $800 a week you owe me for every week I dont work. How does that sound? Also, I can send you the billing info for my student loans since BILLS ARE STILL A THING.