Michael Cook

Edmonton Oilers

[Michael Cook @crjcook]

@Josephk90

[Dyl @dhockey13]

Got rid of Nurse full contract and got a replacement player for 3LD while giving up nothing Oilers nation let’s fucking ride

[Michael Cook @crjcook]

I am so happy #oilers

[Michael Cook @crjcook]

@ducks2007quack @lowkeyheh As an oilers fan I feel like verbeek is trolling It doesn't compute to let gudas trouba walk to bring in nurse. The plan has to be to promise to take full cap which is what the oilers want to have happen rather than deal a bad contract for another bad contract

[Brennan Schlagbaum, CPA @Budgetdog_]

If you max your 401k every year, you're probably losing $11k+ in taxes.

Here's how to fix that:

[Michael Cook @crjcook]

#oilers should just trade for Connor Brown

[Michael Cook @crjcook]

@akaRCN Lafreniere?

[Michael Cook @crjcook]

Just hire Darryl Sutter for God sake. #oilers

[Dan Cole @CoachDanCole_]

Poor diet is the #1 reason people can't lose weight.

After coaching 600+ people, those who lose the fastest all do the same thing: Pick 3 simple diet on repeat.

Here's the list & recipe:

1. Chipotle

[Mike Investing @MrMikeInvesting]

President Trump is undefeated in the stock market, & has made many generational callouts such as:

$INTC at $19 & is now up +594%
$DELL at $230 & is now up +96%
$NOW at $81 & is now up +59%

These are the next 5 stocks to buy according to President Trump:

$PLTR at $156
$IBM at $297
$USAR at $28
$MP at $64
$ORCL at $225

If you’ve missed the last run of gains, then pay close attention to these setups…

[Juan espinosa @JuanchoMxx]

Nueve años en el gimnasio me enseñaron las mejores combinaciones para bajar de peso:

1. Huevo y bistec

[Michael Cook @crjcook]

@Kgill39 Yes

[Hello Hockey with Tom Gazzola & Shawn Belle @HelloHockeyShow]

David Pagnotta has gathered in the Oilers Wish List over the past couple of months👀

@TheFourthPeriod @TomGazzola @bellezy7

[Daniel Nugent-Bowman @DNBsports]

I had some thoughts on the end and aftermath of the Oilers season. Thanks to @PuckPedia for the platform.

Things aren’t nearly as bad as they might appear in Edmonton.

https://t.co/JxOSVWefMK

[Michael Cook @crjcook]

@Pricer31 In all seriousness the NHL media teams are a joke. They love narratives

[Michael Cook @crjcook]

Predictions for the #oilers is that they'll move out nurse and emberson. Just feels like the guys that they don't really like.

[Michael Cook @crjcook]

@thegoldenmuzzy Nah call a spade a spade. We suck lol

[Michael Cook @crjcook]

The #oilers organization needs to do the honorable thing and sit mcdavid game 4. Actually sit everyone who's injured and play the kids. Like it is what it is.

[Michael Cook @crjcook]

#oilers have been unfortunately so bad all year. We're about to become the Utah jazz of hockey

[Michael Cook @crjcook]

Hey #oilers fans something kind of new and exciting is that both oilers goalies have winning records against playoff teams. Barely. But still cool seeing as we didn't have that forever.