Clarissa🤷🏻‍♀️

Texas State Alumna, DCP ’13 & ‘17 🐶🐱🐱 she/her

[Clarissa🤷🏻‍♀️ @crmay31]

Cancer: 0
Me: 2

LFG!!!!😭😭😭

[Clarissa🤷🏻‍♀️ @crmay31]

Nothing like sending thank you card 6 months after the wedding 😆

[Clarissa🤷🏻‍♀️ @crmay31]

I’m so happy to see my fellow brunette girlies going thru another blonde phase because I too am ready for another

[Clarissa🤷🏻‍♀️ @crmay31]

@PbrProbs So hot 🥵🔥

[Clarissa🤷🏻‍♀️ @crmay31]

Im obsessed with my little fam. I love my husband and our animals so much 🥹

[Clarissa🤷🏻‍♀️ @crmay31]

Day 4 on ADHD medicine, I finally called my doctor back to reschedule an appointment 🤥

[Clarissa🤷🏻‍♀️ @crmay31]

@johnnyboy0531 He’s not using social rn 🙈

[Clarissa🤷🏻‍♀️ @crmay31]

You’re listening to Taylor Swift in the car I’m having a rave, we are not the same

[Luka Doncic @lukadoncic]

#MFFL

[Clarissa🤷🏻‍♀️ @crmay31]

Luka, you’re going to look terrible in that #Lakers yellow #MFFL

Upsetting.

[Clarissa🤷🏻‍♀️ @crmay31]

Me: why do they call me so much to remind me of an appointment?😡

Also me: forgets and cancels at least 1 time a week

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

it’s not even february yet and we lived through a decade of history

[Clarissa🤷🏻‍♀️ @crmay31]

@johnnyboy0531 Lol the drama

[Clarissa🤷🏻‍♀️ @crmay31]

The funniest part abt starting therapy is after the first meeting.. “how many times do you want to see me?” *no pause for me to reply* “every week?”

I cried my eyes out for a hour but that, was hilarious, lady. Thank you 🤣

[Clarissa🤷🏻‍♀️ @crmay31]

@cheypreston I love it. Please, read me for the filth I am 😂

[Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane]

This simply cannot be true

[Clarissa🤷🏻‍♀️ @crmay31]

Everything Trump is doing right now, is spiteful. You cannot convince me otherwise

[Clarissa🤷🏻‍♀️ @crmay31]

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Tik Tok was banned the day before Trumps inauguration…

[Clarissa🤷🏻‍♀️ @crmay31]

January 31st can’t come fast enough, ready to start therapy again

[Jubilee Jim @realJubileeJim]

I often think about how Margaritaville Times Square:
- has a cheaper nightly rate than my rent (even cheaper if booked long term)
- is closer to my office than my apartment
- gives me pool access, housekeeping, etc included in the rate

Is 2025 the year I finally move in?

[Clarissa🤷🏻‍♀️ @crmay31]

Happiest when I’m with my husband and my animals 🩷