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#RPCV. currently in NC. i think i’m funny and that’s what matters.

[C.R.M @crmurdock]

I’ve decided a gathering of shibumi’s is a shibussy #LaborDay2024

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Hi hello how do I breathe when my partner looks like this???

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[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

Us

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Who tf did this 😭

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Does being in love with your best friend mean standing in the kitchen at 12am completely sober just laughing at the most stupid shit? Bc I have it and I’m happy

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Would like to petition that every person who menstruates gets 3-6 PAID days off from their employer for said ailment. There is a knife in my lower back and I am in the office today and I want to scream.

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#NewProfilePic

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@ZacharyTyler I’ll make up the hours later in the day/week but super grateful for her understanding that her colleague is a dumbass

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I registered for an intro to clay class. 6 weeks, 3 hrs each. I accidentally registered for the Thursday at 10am class. It's non-refundable. All other classes are filled. I had to tell my boss and she laughed and said she encourages creative time and it's no problem.

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Hot girl shit: large coffee and 2 tums

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The puppy farted and scared herself

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How did Barry have such a glow up from 2017 to now?

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So Barry Keoghan has just always played a weird little dude huh?

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Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting. 🥵

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I haven’t humble bragged in awhile but my first year at this organization just wrapped up and i raised $1.1 million and that’s almost 3 times what I’ve ever raised

[Auntie @WisKanSass]

😂😂😂

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You don’t realize how many times you get up to pee in the night until you have a guest and you’re worried about waking them up

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I keep thinking my tummy hurts and then I remember I’m a woman and this is what I deal with 12 weeks of every year for 45 ish years

[phage @clubmoss_]

When you order a “small” at any soft serve stand in Upstate New York