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Your daily dose of vitamin cringe.

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There's nothing like a good dose of facts to help you along with your day!

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This actually saddens us because we want at least two birthdays in a year. Because. You know, presents. #shittyfact

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No, we don't mean for you to take off your pants and walk around pantless. We just want you to go out and enjoy a walk. With your pants on.

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Kick back and relax in a hammock today! There is no one who can stop you from stringing up a comfy bed for you to relax in! #happyhammockday

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A fact so revolutionary, it will have your head reeling. That's what we like to do at Crnge.ph.

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And when you're feeling empty
Keep me in your memory
Leave out all the rest
#LinkinPark #RIPChesterBennigton

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Take a nap wherever you are and if anyone tells you off for it, hit 'em hard with the "Don't you know it's Nap Day?" line!

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Nothing is safe from our jokes. Not even cows.

Tell us and we might just feature you in our next episode of So Very Juanito!

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Three fingers in the air? What's got Juanito flashing digits? Find out by watching the latest episode of SVJ, only @crnge.ph's IG stories!

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Plot Twist: It was always a ginger throne.
Have you watched the latest #GoTs7 episode yet? We have. 😜

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Crnge.ph logic at its finest. Enough said.

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And we thought the only thing you could find in the ocean was emptiness, loneliness, and sea creatures. Boy, were we wrong.

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Today's shitty fact is brought to you by the lovely crew at Crnge.ph because your health matters to us.

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Bet they never taught you this fun fact in school! #shittyfact #cringe

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And here we thought emotions were the number one cause of drowning. #shittyfact #cringeworthy

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And 7 apples a week make for a lot of apples in a month, a year, for life. Therefore, apple is life. #shittyfact #Apple

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We are on a roll! Juanito is back, hitting you with more lame jokes! Catch the new episode on @crnge.ph's IG Stories! Check it out.

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Do you hear that? That's the sound of a silent crowd in awe of this joke.
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It's so not important, we have to repeat this joke twice. Haha... Ha...
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We share the important life facts. The ones that change lives..
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