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Is it getting hot in here?

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Whoever finds this in the rubble, this is how we got here.

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@C_C_Krebs @SBF_FTX Is it some dumb Minecraft reference?

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@BaconLover10 @b_belgian @CNN Yes single stocks tend to have more volatility, that’s the whole point of averaging through an index.

You Musk boys just keep changing the subject. So here: go buy as much tsla stock as you can. Sell your house, sell your blood. Enjoy the ride.

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@Swearingen20 @jasonselvig I see the artist was in a generous mood.

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@LGBontheright @b_belgian @CNN Were you educated in a Texas public school? Let’s do this slowly. If I have 10 items that cost an avg of $10 and one of them costs $1. What happens to the avg if I remove that item?

And yes, the whole market is down, nobody disputes that, TSLA is doing far worse.

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@LGBontheright @b_belgian @CNN Composite, which weights almost every stock listed in nasdaq. $TSLA makes up several percentage pts of the index, which means the rest of nasdaq is doing even better than shown here.

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@elonmusk @bariweiss @thehonestlypod @RoKhanna 🍿

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@b_belgian @CNN The article does say Nov. 4, which is the date of the layoffs, but no problemo, let’s do a year.

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@b_belgian @CNN Here, I’ll help you out.

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@ForeverEversley Am I revealing real-time location if I say that a thin-skinned billionaire just crawled back into his mother’s vagina?

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The headline isn't even the weirdest part of the story.

https://t.co/SNR6MMzJPK

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@AndyRichter Pretty good impasta technique.

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@parismarx Haven't seen him named specifically, so I assume Ellison is on the duh list?

How about Marc Benioff and Richard Branson? Neither are going to win, but Benioff handed Musk Time POY last year, and Branson is an insufferable celebrity CEO.

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@itlooksgreatbut @tomcoates @brooklynmarie In space nobody can hear them boo.

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@sillyrookie_art @nickmartin Yeah true. Sorry, didn’t mean to suggest that they created the motto, just that they use it. They even have it on their dumb tshirts.

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@igorbobic Twitter Quantum is here!

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Twitter Brown is here!

(because nobody can see the color of your shirt)

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Also, what Coen Bros film do you think you like better than anyone else? While Llewyn Davis is my fav of theirs, I might be the world's biggest A Serious Man fan.

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So happy to see Inside Llewyn Davis trending. While I wouldn't argue it's their "best", it's a personal fav—saw it back-to-back my first time.

Do any filmmakers have higher entropy in their fan favorites than the Coen Bros? It's like a fingerprint.