𝕛𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕒 ✌︎

on all levels except physical, i am tony soprano ~ fly high daddy 🤍👼🏽

[𝕛𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕒 ✌︎ @croc_nkowski5]

the only showtimes in my area for the 25th anniversary of shrek being during my work day might be my 13th reason

[𝕛𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕒 ✌︎ @croc_nkowski5]

@kudosdunce i knew my hate would come to bite me one day but not this soon 😭

[𝕛𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕒 ✌︎ @croc_nkowski5]

idk what kind of karma this is but here i am with a niece who loves minions 😒

[𝕛𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕒 ✌︎ @croc_nkowski5]

kath and i walk into buffalo wild wings and she looks at the tv and goes “…is that jojo siwa???”

this is who was on the screen

[Big Rach @googleymoogley]

I follow the mini therapy horses on insta and love them so much and think I’d enjoy this, but I have also never been zooted off the propofol and woken up to Filly Joel tickling the ivories, so

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

“AND IT’S PROBABLY A MINORRRRR”

[𝕛𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕒 ✌︎ @croc_nkowski5]

@kudosdunce she moved down the road a little - the original is now an aldi - but she was doing okay last time i went <3

[maggie antone @magooggie]

tiktok up there in heaven with vine & the mango juul pod

[katie maloney defender @_danaykroyd_]

Welcome back Jimmy Carter

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

smashmouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

“you’ll be visited by three spirits”

the three spirits:

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ��� ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎

[𝕛𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕒 ✌︎ @croc_nkowski5]

i’m so excited about the tyson/paul fight i feel like a kid who was just told they’re going to the zoo

[𝕛𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕒 ✌︎ @croc_nkowski5]

happy birthday twins @KrisJenner & @kevinjonas 🫶🏽

[໊ @user0000O0]

“you’re so funny” thanks i would have been lobotomized in the 1940s

[𝕛𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕒 ✌︎ @croc_nkowski5]

crying at him calling them by their full government names 😭😭😭😭

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

when it’s 75° in october

[𝕛𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕒 ✌︎ @croc_nkowski5]

oh my god NO

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Liam Payne, former One Direction member, has died at the age of 31 after falling from hotel balcony, TMZ reports.