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@myflimsyspine Surprise! Lol life is weird

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Me in 2015: “I’m totally gonna use these when I have kids someday!”

Me currently:

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@itsangelyall Thank you!

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I just went to google something baby-related and accidentally just searched “sleep,” which I think accurately sums up my first few days postpartum

[Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl]

I think he should be forced to carry it to term

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Ok but why did we all have to do this to impress George W Bush? Like why did he care?

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Did Paramore ever sell baby onesies as merch? If so I need one in T-minus 12 weeks !!???! sos

[glizzy mcguire @iampatrickmoran]

hi photo friends. does anyone have a sony-compatible speed light they’re looking to get rid of. i need one for a couple of events this month. even better if you’re boston/new england based :)))

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I also have a 3/4 sleeve on that arm and she chose to comment on one of the tattoos you can barely see and that I have to move my arm a weird way to even notice.

But “is Paramore a Christian band” is such a loaded question… and why is that your first question lmfao

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IN PUBLIC today some random lady asked me what my tattoo said… I said it’s song lyrics and turned away (not interested in talking to strangers about anything on my body). She asked what song. I said a Paramore song and turned away again. She goes “Oh are they a Christian band?”

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@megsnowbird LMAO I meant FTV at the end but I have fat thumbs

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CCTVFFV ft. @yelyahwilliams has a background noise that sounds exactly like the noise my car makes when I’m going to hit something which was startling. Otherwise 10/10

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How and when did I get this old

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Riot! being 16 years old really just… yikes

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Paramore playing All I Wanted at MSG the second night but not the first 🥵🥵🥵 I am so sad

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@okayfinepaloma I am so happy for you!

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@emilyisabore I will if you’re serious! DM me your address and I’ll send it out Monday or Tuesday :-)

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Apparently my mom had already bought me the gold vinyl so …. Anyone need it? Lol

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Target exclusives!

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Target exclusives!

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@EstherIcaza He’s owed her money for years…. Like since one of the Parahoys. He messaged me saying he’ll pay it, but he’s also told her that several times lmao 🙃

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Nothing crazier to me than a grown ass man buying tickets to paramore in NYC for both nights and traveling internationally for it, but still owing my mom $200…. That she fronted him for…. Wait for it…… paramore merch