Hinterland Nymph

It's really hard to trick sailors to throw themselves to their deaths from here.

[Hinterland Nymph @crocodile_21]

Seriously, what the fuck is up with this shit? My everything is so sore and I keep falling. How do I keep falling jelly side down?

[Hinterland Nymph @crocodile_21]

I just fell off my scooter

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@TheAuthorGuy is bringing some laughs to my broken leg reading list. After some @JoyceCarolOates I needed to giggle through a book

[Hinterland Nymph @crocodile_21]

Crutches win. Because I am at work. Stay tuned for the ongoing battle.

[Hinterland Nymph @crocodile_21]

Update: have reached level of comfort in discomfort. Then had to pee. Contemplating just peeing self to avoid crutches.

[Hinterland Nymph @crocodile_21]

@MikeFussellTV so you have a strong life coach following?

[Hinterland Nymph @crocodile_21]

@MikeFussellTV I disagree

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@MikeFussellTV you know nothing

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@frostypeaches I also can relate to this

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@frostypeaches same. Send me your cast offs

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Apparently healing broken bones hurts real bad

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The post office is testing me. Pretty sure. Thank God I just have to sit in the car and wait instead of crutch in line

[Hinterland Nymph @crocodile_21]

@OzKFodrotski @TheStateSucks exactly

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@OzKFodrotski @TheStateSucks 😢💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💩

[Hinterland Nymph @crocodile_21]

@OzKFodrotski @TheStateSucks that's the only game I play 😢

[Book Riot @BookRiot]

Are there any books you've read recently that you want to carry with you always? https://t.co/rsbQ0YQo4M

[Hinterland Nymph @crocodile_21]

@OzKFodrotski @TheStateSucks does binding of Isaac have that?

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@OzKFodrotski @TheStateSucks I can't drive to them