i commit crimes

pray for me

[rυbყ baby puppy nazzy fanpage @heoryn]

if I had infinite lives I'd kill myself in front of every person I hate

[Wiz Fajita @trillary_banks_]

“I don’t care if you’re white, black, green, or purple” -someone who definitely cares that you’re black

[i commit crimes @crocswithsoccs]

@BillAckman @NYCMayor Shut the fuck up and pay your taxes crybaby bitch

[Trent👌 @Trent_knowsball]

When Walt Clyde Frazier opened up the Bulls game with this😭😭

[Paxxiana Benihana @paxxiefbaby]

whoever created deodorant was fed the hell up

[X Musk. @e_r_grok]

I'll watch love island when they have a fly fat nigga on there

[່ @hallucinaetions]

situation is so bad I have to root for england to eliminate argentina now

[Tricia @CallmePat_ricia]

Cape Verde in the name of Jesus Christ and for the sake of humanity, please eliminate Argentina from the World Cup.

[andrew pignanelli @ndrewpignanelli]

june 2026 in new york city probably goes down as the best single month to live in any place ever

[ryan @OhItsRyan]

Genuinely hard to understand how anyone’s takeaway from last night is “NYC hates Jews” and not the much more logical conclusion which is “NYC hates its tax dollars being used to fund a genocide and kill 40,000+ women and children with impunity.”

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

everyone in NYC loves mamdanistan and hates transplants even tho that voting bloc is why mamdanistan exists now lol

[Joe @electionsjoe]

WOW. Mamdani clearly has the mandate of heaven. It is undeniable at this point.

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

The Celtics took a "good hard look at themselves" after realizing that their team wouldn’t compete with the Knicks after seeing their championship run.

(via @WindhorstESPN)

[Alex B. @KnicksCentral]

For the first time in my life I literally don’t care

[Kross @Kross_420]

The Knicks winning a Championship really broke mfers😭😭😭

I’ve never seen anything like this #AlwaysKnicks

[Gyal Ripken Jr @BigBichote]

I don’t think Jalen Brunson know how much NYC loves him

[sam 🫥💍🏆 @lbf_mas]

Knicks winning got so many folks losing they mind. The tears of my enemies replenish me

[King Sha @TheKingShaMugga]

283 point differential lmfao. Niggas lost 3 games by a combined 6 points 😭😭😭😭 SMD if you think this was a fluke. We was Nuking niggas