crocus

23, sub-par human, world's dumbest bitch

[crocus @crocus_bud]

@chiefnquach @TheIroncane that's why your beard and your teeth don't touch

[deadgirl @sewnlambs]

Being a deadbeat daughter lowkey fun as fuck

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

book daenerys was so funny for this 😭

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

if u got a man tell him i said shut the hell up

[hanni @zybernena]

"it wouldn't matter if she was jaehaerys himself born again. rhaenyra is a woman."

[old man enjoyer 🪦🥀 @carrionmuncher]

My baby girl my princess my cinnamon apple

[e.j. 💫 @missejlee]

There’s a guy rn walking around Hollywood who groomed, murdered, chopped up a 14 year old girl and let her decompose in the trunk of his car so forgive me if I don’t fall for the attempted cancellation of Chappell Roan that’s happening

[rob @subwaybae]

I get high and do this for six hours so no I’m not free to hang out

[valu @rhaerions]

rhaenyra targaryen could commit the worst crimes imagined and i would still stand for her

[eden is tweetin 🏵🌿 @theredragin]

me the millisecond dunk started beating up aerion

[ryan beatty on a bulk @tradewifey]

Chappell could kill a nun and I wouldn’t really care once you make red wine supernova I’m with you for better or worse

[rulji @jjmileo]

fixed it ✨

[Bug 🪲 @TheGoblinBug]

craving a big ole cup of mead and a giant turkey leg while watching the knights beat the shit out of each other 😮‍💨

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

Bong rips while watching some fucking hedge knight who’s not a knight find a little guy named egg

[MAVERICK @cercent]

take all the money from hotd double it and give it to akotsk

[MsLee🌷 (miyazaki’s LEGIT chosen prophet) @All_Lee24]

ARE THERE NO TRUE KNIGHTS AMONG YOU