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Fixer of things. Blocking blue checks to conserve my 600 tweet quota.

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@spac3cowg1rl I have received a correction, it was arsenic. What a cool guy.

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Welp just learned that my brother got his neighbor arrested. And the EPA is involved. And why his dog's been having health problems. Because the prick had been poisoning her.

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@spac3cowg1rl She is recovering now, unlike all the other animals that died of cyanide in his yard.

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@nytimes The point is to make fun of it, not just label the parts of the picture. The easiest target is the stone veneer and you still screwed that up.

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@BryanSamuels427 @IneffableJeffC Wow can't believe you would get in trouble for *checks notes* piracy

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@MentalPictures1 @m_millsey Ah of course, the word of renowned virologist RFK Jr.

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@Megadestructo Be sure to join me on Treads as well

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@leslibless Ah yes, the 'release' by Frank Ryan that just parroted what TFG made up, debunked over three years ago.

Right wing news is a human centipede, but they love the taste

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@69_scars The biggest fans of @GBHArchives

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@robibust @EAM_Reader @churrascooooo @SuburbanJihadi Lad's getting plain spaghetti or a grilled cheese delivered to his high chair

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lol the tweet button now selectively doesn't work

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@CaptBuzzkill3 @JenTusch @lorchie91 If only there were numerous documented cases of sexual assault by members of the clergy going back for decades, and if only it were easy for everyone to search for these documented cases from the comfort of their own home.https://t.co/iKOw1Cff08

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@not_tonycirelli I want this to gain traction so we all have something new to call Montreal

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@mozltovcoktail @ACAnarkeith ahahaha completely forgot that, it was on the split

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@Charalanahzard lmao did this guy fall out of the 1950s who says sweetheart

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@cnni Wow I bet they pay a lot in taxes

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@JerryTurin @shaun_vids Is it? Get a lot of use out of it the past weekend, did you?

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Go away sun, we have rain now, we don't need you

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@muddaub @disco_socialist Wow each one of those paragraphs is just one sentence.