rico on the backswing

it’s gonna be fuckin great baby

[rico on the backswing @cronchynoodle]

i compiled all my tweetable moments into a bunch of notes on my phone and let me tell you something: there's some gold in those hills fosho

[rico on the backswing @cronchynoodle]

i think i might be back on twitter again you guys

[rico on the backswing @cronchynoodle]

2 dates in and then no texts for 2 days????

[rico on the backswing @cronchynoodle]

I’m sending this to the next man who tries to get me to hangout after I tell him I have other plans

[ʍ ҽ ց ղ @notahorror]

“when are we hanging out” um maybe when u plan a date and ask me out? i am not ur homeboy

[Carson @CarsonJRuss]

I have the sort of rich inner life that can only be attained by being unattractive in middle school

[dalton rushings evil aura 🩻⛓️👻 @BoyslnBIue]

I miss my husband (baseball) I wish he'd come back from the mines (the off-season)

[rico on the backswing @cronchynoodle]

@manwelllb_ My middle school crush did that after 9 years one time

[rico on the backswing @cronchynoodle]

This tweet is dangerously close to being about me

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“my son is fine” your son is completely unfazed by life-or-death situations but panics like he’s being hunted for sport when someone merely flirts with him

[rico on the backswing @cronchynoodle]

@TalkinBaseball_ DANNY BURGERS MY MAN

[🦢 @meishato]

i used to have this mental illness where i thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind

[rico on the backswing @cronchynoodle]

@Drebae_ I ask the ghosts to give my shit back and they do

[C.Jay Engel 🌲 @contramordor]

I’m going to steal the President of Venezuela.

[rico on the backswing @cronchynoodle]

@midwestern_baby What do you do if you did all of this but without the diagnosis ? Asking for a friend

[x__x @bpdsins]

i warn every man that there is smth wrong w me and they still try

[rico on the backswing @cronchynoodle]

@uncminaturIII “Ball up top my bad” is actually the way my ex apologized for doing something horrible to me

[rico on the backswing @cronchynoodle]

@CRISPn_n Ok so this is what I need in my life

[robyn (derogatory) @typicallyrobyn]

Having a crush on me is IN in 2026

[rico on the backswing @cronchynoodle]

@1989ies “Stop my poop problem” this is so real

[rico on the backswing @cronchynoodle]

@harvv August 29

[rico on the backswing @cronchynoodle]

How I expect to look to my future husband while walking down the aisle