Cronk

*OFFICIAL ACCOUNT* Hedge manager, early gold buyer. London by day and Vegas by night. Ex GS, DB, and Barclays.

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@jackhorsey hey there, I would love to have your account name. If you're interested in letting me have it follow me so I can message you!

[lafountain adam🛃💹🏳️‍🌈 @TheBIGCafeteria]

Do you love bicycles? Things with wheels? Money? Then follow @manualforspeed right now.

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@taco @rattydukes but you found new uses for those glands now didn't you?

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@Dre0116 @TheBIGCafeteria RALSE!!!!!

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I love taking huge shits. It reminds me I can really accomplish something when I set my mind to it.
#Thursday
#tbt
#lmao
#idk
#lols

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Correction: Just heard Le Grande Cachalot, aka @TheBIGCafeteria, say he's hungry again.

Jesus.

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Just heard Le Grand 'Orca, aka @TheBIGCafeteria, say he's hungry again.

Jesus.

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@taco @TheBIGCafeteria something something something, something else.
yes

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Snooze. Maybe I'll drive behind @TheBIGCafeteria while he pedals up a hill and honk at him like I'm encouraging cattle to cross the road

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@taco @TheBIGCafeteria speaking of stuffed!
Well, nevermind.

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@TheBIGCafeteria @taco @eat24 @GrubHub after you grow two legs grow balls so you can use them to feed yourself. DO NOT PAINT THEM

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I'm sitting behind the #BRA keeper and he's drinking a tiny drink with a very tall statue of fruit. Cheers.

[B the B @ninjadeathsleep]

DEUTSCHLAND.

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U UP #ESP YO GOOSE IS COOKED!!!!!

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Personally I'da rainbow kick that shit V. Persie but whatevs u aight #NED

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AUSTRALIANS BE TOO BUSY SEXUALLY PROMISCUOUS AN CHASIN KANGAROOS AND BBQ'IN TO CARE ' BOUT TIME TO FIRST BYTE YO

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@Mx2rawr did you stuff that into a Turkey next?

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Respect bro best watch out

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And by Santa, I mean SATAN!!
In a sleigh.

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I just saw Santa