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On a separate note, Purple Aki in any other era would be a Loch Ness monster type myth, imagine trying to tell someone there is a random 6’5 black guy who randomly pops up in different cities in England just to squeeze people’s muscles without sounding like a deluded racist
Modern society hates Homer. It hates him because his works shaped Western television and formed the foundation of a civilization built on Duff beer, jovial fatness, and choking Bart. Lisa wants to show you a world without these.
“This is Kelechi Iheanacho. He has great technical ability and scores big goals in big moments. His defect is that he is 3 stone overweight.
He should be worth £30m, we can get him for fuck all”
Sometimes after I get rly scared by a movie I google the actor to calm myself down and remember he’s just a regular guy. I did that for Robert Blake and learned this guy killed his wife
Looking at the titles and lyrics of the D4VD discography is like watching the Key & Peele bit where the rapper is being arrested over a song titled "I Killed Darnell Simmons"