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illiterate wee ned

[juan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇭 @juasanalghaib]

talking about the next Prime Minister like he's Pogba ffs

[wavy gravy 🇨🇻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇼🇺🇿🇸🇳🇫🇷 @eli_ioo]

"Ahh I'm too tired I won't make the 2am game"

The 2am game:

[Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry @pegobry_en]

Another "right-wing conspiracy theory" proven true.

[pitlochry butchers ph16 4yf @pitlochrybutche]

WE ARE BRINGING CUM TO YOUR HOUSE

Today is the day the tartan army are finally going to CUM so we are bringing a pun a CUM straight to your front door

*Delivery fee £13.99 per pun

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @muxsin2003]

On a separate note, Purple Aki in any other era would be a Loch Ness monster type myth, imagine trying to tell someone there is a random 6’5 black guy who randomly pops up in different cities in England just to squeeze people’s muscles without sounding like a deluded racist

[Magpie Media @MagpieMediaX]

What 😭😭😭

[arvo färt @arvofart]

Modern society hates Homer. It hates him because his works shaped Western television and formed the foundation of a civilization built on Duff beer, jovial fatness, and choking Bart. Lisa wants to show you a world without these.

[ALPHA ♛ KAISER 𝐈𝐈 @AlphaKaiser_II]

How it feels to rob a title from Hearts and make neutral tourists of Scottish football cry

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

She really is Wonder Woman. First you wonder how she looks without clothes, then you wonder which member of her family stole your car.

[C @_CM_67_]

“This is Kelechi Iheanacho. He has great technical ability and scores big goals in big moments. His defect is that he is 3 stone overweight.

He should be worth £30m, we can get him for fuck all”

[Rikos @Rikos67_]

No wonder Rangers cheated for years this feels class

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Vito Spatafore when he went to that gay bar

[Nomi Robinson @butletmesayths]

Sometimes after I get rly scared by a movie I google the actor to calm myself down and remember he’s just a regular guy. I did that for Robert Blake and learned this guy killed his wife

[colin @bonyromo]

They’re doing doing pussy analytics and I’m one of the old assholes in moneyball who’s like look pal I know good pussy when I see it

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

Think anyone’s ever put their Strava on for the orange walk? x

[Cool Guy™ 🌈✞🌛 @ChurchOfMoons]

Looking at the titles and lyrics of the D4VD discography is like watching the Key & Peele bit where the rapper is being arrested over a song titled "I Killed Darnell Simmons"

[Ye Streams @kanyestreams1]

Run it back.

[isaiah @tlop444]

do you think the fact that he made graduation is a factor in their review process