Michael Paul

[Michael Paul @crookesm]

@ArgosHelpers Brilliant - thanks - I'm in. I must say, though, getting through to a human reminded me of this video: https://t.co/cFyMZG8uxn :-)

[Michael Paul @crookesm]

@Argos_Online Hi, I'm trying to register for the Argos pay app with my surname, postcode and account number but it's not working. Argos Helpers seems to be no help. Can someone help please as I cannot make a payment. Thanks!

[Michael Paul @crookesm]

@ArgosHelpers Hi, actually, I've managed to find this number and I'm on there now waiting for an associate. Fingers crossed!

[Michael Paul @crookesm]

@ArgosHelpers I only want to make a payment!

[Michael Paul @crookesm]

@ArgosHelpers OK, this is getting ridiculous now. I've tried a direct message (I got through to a real person who said I need to call a number). Then I've called two numbers--both of which wanted an order number--eventually they disconnected and said I need to use the AI (which couldn't help).

[Michael Paul @crookesm]

@ArgosHelpers Hi, sorry just me being thick but if I message Argos Helpers, it seems to only want me to query an issue related to an order or a store. It's neither, I'm trying to register with the app. I've tried telling the bot this but it doesn't get it. Thanks!

[Michael Paul @crookesm]

@Argos_Online Hi, it's not an order. I want to register my account so that I can make a payment.

[Michael Paul @crookesm]

@RachelReevesMP I hope so.

[Michael Paul @crookesm]

@RobertJenrick 🤡

[Michael Paul @crookesm]

@georgie_grier Just listened to your interview on Radio 4. I'm sure your show will be packed out tonight!

[Michael Paul @crookesm]

@IndyOnSkye 😂

[TheYoungOnes @youngonesfan]

#TheYoungOnes nailed it back then
#BBCBias

[Michael Paul @crookesm]

@BorisJohnson @KatyaYushchenko Sorry, who are you again?

[Michael Paul @crookesm]

@Nndroid Oh yes, exactly my type of thing!

[Michael Paul @crookesm]

@Films_At_Home

[Michael Paul @crookesm]

@pritipatel @BorisJohnson OK, that’s enough. Country first for once…

[Michael Paul @crookesm]

I received a peer recognition @Viewbug https://t.co/el7zwfDb4I #photography

[Michael Paul @crookesm]

@dissectthatfilm @EpicFilmGuys Mine too!

[Michael Paul @crookesm]

I received a peer recognition @Viewbug https://t.co/el7zwfDb4I #photography

[Michael Paul @crookesm]

@BorisJohnson Don’t urge, tell.