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[sam @crookjam]

#woah

[EFFY @EFFYlives]

He put the cigarette out in my mouth then kissed me after with the ashes mixed into our spit

[Christopher King @chr1st0pherk1ng]

Being the third in a threesome with a gay couple is the fucking BEST bro. Like you have the best sex of your life and then you get to hang out with Bert and Ernie for like 20 minutes afterwords

[sam @crookjam]

what the hell is this Willy Chavarria Ai overview for every photo

[Ted Brickzynski @dabellovdaball]

Banana gate is 9/11 for people who got into hardcore in their mid 20s

[pablo @paulderokha]

at the park and thinking we need to talk more about how inconsiderate families with young children are to weed smokers

[Blight Yoakam @BlightYoakam]

Let's talk about the banana guy every day for the rest of the month

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

going to a hardcore show dressed as an orange and saying "orange you glad I'm not a banana?" all night

[Chuck Francis @cfisonline]

giving cigs to randoms makes me feel like jesus giving bread to the poor

[sam @crookjam]

i like trains and playing with my friends

[⤷ berk ˎˊ˗ @berkdde]

streets are saying i need to abuse substances and have gay sex due to fill the void left in my body.

[clithony findertano @ducktelevision]

sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a pup cup (8-16 beers)

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

i'm california sober which means i smoke weed every day, i drink at parties and i also do cocaine when it's offered to me at parties

[The surgery. @woundjob]

being queer and into hardcore means that i enjoy two different types of sweaty pits

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

love when gay men are bald with a mustache

[tay @luvvnothottiez]

all roads lead back to the dumbass shit i did when i was 19

[Lisa David Neiers @Aerodronee]

Need an interview with Yukio Mishima's hag

[hunter @3gpmh]

idgaf if we met an hour ago put me first

[n8 @wkeyholder]

how do i tell women at the bar that i don’t want to fuck i just want to be their boyfriend for 2 hours, make out and go home

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

There almost wasn’t even a Vicky to say Woah to!

[sickpuppy @chaimarieee]

hanging out with my guy friends as the only pick-me girl. laughing, sharing stories about which cartoons caused their first boners as kids. i join in with "yea, the first time i saw the sway of simba’s hips, i got slick as an otter down there, boys” you could hear a pin drop