kate crooks :)

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[kate crooks :) @crooks_kate]

Happy Mother's Day to the greatest mom out there

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about working at the car wash

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

the rectangle seems to dominate our lives, due to the phone. previously it was the square because of tv. it’s possible another shape will claim dominance in the future

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s. it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

[Pukicho @pukicho]

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

it’s him

[hil @plume__]

if you live somewhere where you regularly see lizards, that’s a form of privilege. and likewise if you live somewhere with no lizards, you’re basically oppressed

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

One thing I would introduce to baseball is "red balls" - glowing red baseballs launched from outside the stadium (2 or 3 miles away) that fly in on long ballistic paths randomly throughout the game. Detection of an arriving red ball halts all other play and catching one is 3 outs

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

ants be like boys we drinking bug light tonight

[grace @poopandpeegrace]

Really weird everyone is putting 6 and 7 together again knowing their history. 6 must be fucking terrified. 😑🖕 You all disgust me

[Shuja Haider @shujaxhaider]

At some point they made all the IPAs hazy, and no one really knows what that means

[fawn @fawnncel]

Yeah i’ll be your friend… for the small price of YOUR SOUL!!!! Haha just kidding man. What’s up

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

not allowed to listen to any songs about voyaging before bedtime because i get too riled up

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

excuse me

[angie @hotsoggi]

every day for the last several months has felt like this

[kate crooks :) @crooks_kate]

What does an unc gotta do to be chopped around here??

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

i miss pre-AI internet already

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I don’t have time for this

[kaitan 🩻 @pinagkaitan_]

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[angel🕷️ BRAND NEW DAY @melanchorus]

what it feels like to say you are strongly against the use of generative AI in front of a group of people your age