crookytapril

gamer girl 💄 27 💋 header by @neighhhs 🎨 please read last flight 🦅

[crookytapril @crookytail]

My Dream Address and HHN Network ID!

[crookytapril @crookytail]

just found out how people make those spiral granny squares

[god’s baby @hostileworm]

i have confession to make. when you guys talk about not having AC or keeping your house hot in the summer i think you’re actually fucking insane. my shit is blasting on 66 all summer long and my bill is like $150 tops.

[crookytapril @crookytail]

@sweetseaslug they’re coming to where i live too and it’s… horrifying….

[Paris @goodyhilton]

The thing about Meta glasses is you could use them to film an illegal movie in Disneyland about cheating on your wife

[mara @crossedantlers]

that “imagine a 23 year old cis woman who can’t do her own makeup” post pissed me off because i can very easily imagine that. there are millions of them

[crookytapril @crookytail]

can you still be a panda in WoW

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@profdekarios what otome

[Michael @michaeldovah]

Adds Susan, Peter, Edmund, Lucy, and Caspian to Skyrim. They possess abilities reflecting their characters from the original TCON saga (with a few personal touches of mine). Requires KS Hairdos. ESL-flagged. #skyrim #skyrimmods

[crookytapril @crookytail]

power went out wtf

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

Understand we're mourning as a country but nobody in the history of society has ever said the words "Fuck Celine Dion" and we will not start today.

[𓂀 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐲 𓃠 @d0vahkunt]

if auri-el gave a fuck he wouldve come down from the heavens and given every snow elf an AK47

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

This is the moderate position. This pledge should be a litmus test for every single candidate in 2026 and beyond.

[crookytapril @crookytail]

@sakusyuh just in a gameplay/development way

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@legendofhei you should read the thrawn ascendancy trilogy

[Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 @RasberryRazz]

My one unpopular opinion about Mel Brooks is that I think Spaceballs is way too commercialized and not as funny as its reputation proclaims. It’s funny but it’s not nearly as funny as Blazing Saddles, The Producers or Young Frankenstein.

[crookytapril @crookytail]

@cleganators i think people are misinterpreting the word “unimportant” here

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@sakusyuh it wasn’t always a squid 🗣️

[crookytapril @crookytail]

@jnknyra @wexar_ joffrey did cut himself on it

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

Europeans on twitter will really be like "you believe in AC? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, solving global climate change" and then not solve global climate change