🗡🌑🥀King ThickDick🥀🌑🗡

[🗡🌑🥀King ThickDick🥀🌑🗡 @croozluh]

None of these words are in the bible

[🗡🌑🥀King ThickDick🥀🌑🗡 @croozluh]

Using the roomie’s space age dab rig as an oil lamp in nothing but my tighty whities and a durag like a modern age ebeneezer scrooge

[🗡🌑🥀King ThickDick🥀🌑🗡 @croozluh]

At least the roomie’s bumper is unharmed.

[🗡🌑🥀King ThickDick🥀🌑🗡 @croozluh]

Scraped the shit outta my wheel well because im stupid and dumb and stupid

[████ █████ @OmegaBlackArt]

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[🗡🌑🥀King ThickDick🥀🌑🗡 @croozluh]

Leaving milk and cookies out for the roomie like some kinda housewife santa

[🗡🌑🥀King ThickDick🥀🌑🗡 @croozluh]

Hey siri search “why do white women smell like ketchup reddit”

[🗡🌑🥀King ThickDick🥀🌑🗡 @croozluh]

I… am no better than a **man**

[🗡🌑🥀King ThickDick🥀🌑🗡 @croozluh]

Women: i dont like my hip dips :(
Me: your hip dips are where the Rise of your hip and the Crest of your Thigh /meet/ in a Valley Peaceful Enough for my hand to rest as it trAVELS THE TRAILS OF YOUR BODY /LET ME **TOUCH** YOU SISTER/

[🗡🌑🥀King ThickDick🥀🌑🗡 @croozluh]

Accidentally updated this app and have since routinely forgotten where it is on my phone

[Lake Eater @lakeeater]

best part of thanksgiving gotta be the deep, palpable intergenerational sadness. stretching back endlessly like a hall of mirrors. cold november fallow fields, moon sharp against the black. radio tower blinking in the quiet. pumpkin pie is also good as well

[🗡🌑🥀King ThickDick🥀🌑🗡 @croozluh]

You must be this tall to ride the underground airport baggage belts

[MorbiusFan618 (AVENGERS DOOMSDAY HYPE) @MFan618]

Please donate a eSIM to Gaza. Gaza is currently going through a black out and they need eSIMs to stay connected to the Internet

[🗡🌑🥀King ThickDick🥀🌑🗡 @croozluh]

Zero is punishing me for running him into a wall

[🗡🌑🥀King ThickDick🥀🌑🗡 @croozluh]

Stupid jacket i want is out of stock

[🗡🌑🥀King ThickDick🥀🌑🗡 @croozluh]

Oh duh i can just buy myself a stupid jacket, that should make me feel less empty

[🗡🌑🥀King ThickDick🥀🌑🗡 @croozluh]

I will never have another nice thing again

[🗡🌑🥀King ThickDick🥀🌑🗡 @croozluh]

Lmfao i ordered a different shirt type for working in the dungeons and ill probably lose this certification by next bid anyway, this job is fucking thankless drivel.