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happily married • mum of 2 • dunder mifflin paper co., inc • rip boobie ❥

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

I hate when people in movies take two drags of a cigarette and then put it out, like damn there are cigaretteless children in Africa

[mrs. glock 🩵 @mylovedes_1]

i know you gotta slam the bottle on the corner

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

great time to get an english degree honestly nobody can read or write you might become scribe to the king in the next 15 years if you know cursive the way things are going

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Just know …I understand Britney Spears

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

Oh

[local MS hottie 💋 @_social_twerker]

lights out FN!!

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

God forbid a girl be both a muse and a menace.

[. @TyyTyra]

my CPR certification just for show & tell😭don’t fall out round me !

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Ring the Alarm whooping everybody ass like a banana in a smoothie

[ً @artfuIchaos]

please be picky as fuck, this is your world and whatever you want exists.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

I love beating dead horses, I love letting cats out of bags, and I love killing two birds with one stone.

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

not using ai and still getting 60% ai detected has to be the modern version of being accused of witchcraft.

[Just a chill guy @keyworldwiide]

Now this is the one right here

[𝓐𝓗 @loveinfewwords]

you ate that.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

my favourite boundary is not explaining myself.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“you did it queen” i whisper as I move everything from Friday’s to do-list to Monday’s to-do list

[retard girl @freewavebitch]

Being schizophrenic but the only voices you hear are migos adlibs

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

"add me on snapchat" i am thirty fucking two.. i will add you to my fucking rolodex, sport

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[Seyi✨ @seyibabyyyyy]

I’m a hotel girl through and through. Miss me with all that AirBnB shit because I’m not going on vacation to wash plates.