jared crosby

What's a Bio?

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The pool here has burned my face and arms now. #stupidchlorine

[jared crosby @crosby_jared]

Is chlorine addictive?

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@Josh00638101
I'll remember to drop it like its hot!

[jared crosby @crosby_jared]

Thanks! @JennyHoltzen

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New ride at disney world!

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Life doesn't give you lemons. It gives you the opportunity to find a lemon tree.

Now find some vodka, and we'll have a party.

[jared crosby @crosby_jared]

I bet there's only 1 Reese's peanut buttercup in an entire sonic blast.

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I wonder if some people walk as bad as they drive.

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Thanksgiving marks the day of the systematic extermination of the turkey kind. #We're terrible people

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Ppyha ivianhtksngh

All the pieces are there.

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Call of duty made a game that can't have 2 people play on the same xbox without it crashing. #blackops2sucks

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Furthermore, do not tell me useless ideals that will get no one, nowhere. Now, look at a funny picture, and go to bed.

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No one really cares. Simple as that. Anyone who does not know you will not care what you have to say. Please stop telling me your opinion.

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@Flexter_T

And potatoes.

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@Flexter_T And T.V. And fire. And music. And sight. And hearing. And the five senses. And toilet paper. And food. And some people. And food.

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@Flexter_T And beds. And bears. And warm clothes. And air conditioning. And cars. And Internet. And paper. And repetitive tweets.

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@Flexter_T I am in love with chocolate milk. And Oreos. And sleep. And air. And shelter. And water. And properly functioning bathrooms.

[jared crosby @crosby_jared]

The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep.

-Robert Frost