Tierany Johnson

Let the good times roll.

[Tierany Johnson @crosbycomet]

#scheelsgameday

[no context riverdale @nocontextrvd]

in my mourning era no one hit me up

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

🥲

[Tierany Johnson @crosbycomet]

@BloomJonathan miss you buddy

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Gleeking is the act of shooting a thin stream of saliva from under your tongue

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Emily Ratajkowski on how she became a Taylor Swift fan recently:

“I was not a Swiftie and now I’m like, ‘You know what that means? That means I was a misogynist that I didn’t f–k with Taylor Swift. Because I went to her concert and I was like, ‘This person is an incredible songwriter, an incredible performer, and anybody who says anything else? Like, they have issues. And actually maybe not a very sophisticated palette.’ … If you don’t like Taylor Swift, then, like, you don’t understand things.”

[no context riverdale @nocontextrvd]

I fear that my Spotify wrapped this year will be Archie the Musical..

[Tierany Johnson @crosbycomet]

@levihoiby happy half birthday

[Tierany Johnson @crosbycomet]

Can you imagine Michael Scott lifting the Stanley Cup above his head? He’d be so happy and he’d definitely hog it for way longer than anyone else. Picturing him in his suit as the coach.

[Tierany Johnson @crosbycomet]

Dear pheasant population of Divide County, quit eating so many rocks on highway 5. I’m sick of slowing down for you pea brains. Sincerely, a girlie with a hole in her grill (there’s room for another one)

[Tierany Johnson @crosbycomet]

Lol found this bird dead next to said hay bale a month later. RIP you fkn trickster

[Tierany Johnson @crosbycomet]

You ever accidentally wave to a hawk sitting on top of a hay bale? Yeah…me neither

[Tierany Johnson @crosbycomet]

Also another question. Do people still tweet?

[Tierany Johnson @crosbycomet]

Question. Does anyone else ever wish they running tabs/applications in their head like on our phones so you could hop back on the other thought you just had without fking forgetting it? It’s tough getting old.

[Tierany Johnson @crosbycomet]

@ciaraKsorum Lol that sounds right. Sorry for saying you littered. Makes me laugh more though when I think about you throwing my phone in bag into the long grass

[Tierany Johnson @crosbycomet]

Thinking about the time I lost my phone at the Canam. Found it there two weeks later in a Tim Horton’s bag Ciara threw in the grass with the rest of the garbage there (tisk tisk). Still worked after getting rained on. ~these are the moments I cherish~

[Tierany Johnson @crosbycomet]

@ciaraKsorum @tealeforeal 🤣 hahahaha Ciara. The exact thing I was thinking when I read your first tweet. Get tf out my brain.

[Tierany Johnson @crosbycomet]

@10grote25 Give me their address

[Tierany Johnson @crosbycomet]

Since when is Jimmy Carter still alive? Wtf

[Tierany Johnson @crosbycomet]

@ciaraKsorum You’re on a roll with these

[Tierany Johnson @crosbycomet]

@ciaraKsorum Thought we were friendz